Fakku For President!

Ebtesh · 2009-10-19T10:20:15+00:00

I believe that we have enough "strange" people here that would could start our own alliance and take over a small portion of the world. For start we should take over the Principality of Sealand, where we will allow the world to access Fakku worldwide to see our nefarious deeds! Never again shall we be overlooked, we shall stand tall among the micro-nations of the world! We would also be free from all the laws of this modern age, living in pr0n bliss! Spoiler: LET'S START all the way back at the dawn of time where people were shitbrains and reproduced mostly by rape. In these days, chicks needed mothering natures to make sure the babies didn't get eaten by giant rats and sabertooth tigers and undead velociraptors and all that jazz, so they were all warm and fuzzy and loving. They also needed to be weaker than the guys so that cavemen could keep shoving cocks into them and keep a constant cycle of babies coming. This was a good thing at the time, since otherwise humanity would have been killed off by all those animals with bigger fucking teeth and claws and shit. Naturally, as society developed, guys kept wanting to pump their jizz into lots of consecutive young maidens, so they set up societies where women were disenfranchised and encouraged to stay at home and look after the kids and weave and all that other boring bullshit, and often denied education to make this stuff look like the cream 'o' the crop as far as jobs go. Compared to other medieval jobs such as dragon-slaying and being a king or a jester or a wizard or one of those dentists who cut people open to let out bad humors and stuff, was more like cream 'o' the crap. Whenever some awesome chick did something like overthrowing the occupational government (Joan of Arc is who I'm talking about) they were burned at the stake for witchcraft, which was the main excuse ancient societies used to get rid of women they couldn't rape. See, all of history from Sumeria to the Second World War involved men in power continuing this superior-gender bullshit so as to continue their control over women and instinctively fulfill our caveman prerogative to assault women and make them from an awesome sexy sex into a race of baby-mills. This brings us up to modern days, where women have rights and are encouraged to speak up and such, mostly through the efforts of people like US. Because we are awesome, you see, because we do NOT share the fucking Prime Caveman Directive of squirting liquid babies into women's pussies just out of some narcissistic obsession with making mini-me's. But despite folks like us, the modern woman is still plagued with the shitty baby-doll, don't-hit-girls, pink-and-ribbons mentality that is nothing more than a resurgence of their role in the Prime Caveman Directive, which is being continually pumped into their minds like semen into their bellies from the moment they are born. The vast majority of modern women are still stuck in the role of those ever-pregnant cave-chicks. And THIS makes the ones who are different so fucking VALUABLE and AWESOME. Most of the girls who don't act in the stereotypical girl manner become radical feminists, who are often extremely unpleasant and engage in activities such as burning their bras and calling men pigs, in the apparent belief that not only girliness is a tool of the Prime Caveman Directive but that beauty and allure are as well, which is absolute horseshit and makes me almost as mad as the girly-girls in the first place. The few girls who do not fall into the trap of being cavewomen and do not fall into the trap of being feminists AND are at least passably physically attractive - THEY are the truly awesome ones. THEY are the girls I want. And of course, thanks to the FUCKING INDOCTRINATED CAVEMAN SYSTEM, they are the RAREST KIND OF GIRLS ON THE FUCKING PLANET EARTH. We are the evolutionary step forwards on the guys' side. ***** is a step forward on hers. We are the people who have evolved beyond the roles set for us by the natural selection that ruled our caveman ancestors (on her side) and the people who have evolved beyond desire for that role (on our side). WE ARE NO LESS THAN THE NEXT STEP IN FUCKING HUMAN EVOLUTION. WE ARE THE AWESOME GIRLS AND THE GUYS THAT LOVE THEM. And THAT is why I have the preference I do. And THAT is my fucking rant. That was written by my minion. An average minion, however what he has to say (because I was able to push him over the edge) is true and we must rise against the Caveman Directive!

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expletivedeleted

15 years ago

You slippery eel. I had you right in my sights, and look at this, you escaped. It appears I really need the training.

Chcrusader

15 years ago

OK sleeping time zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

StarInfinity

15 years ago

are you serious =.=

Yama-kun

15 years ago

StarInfinity wrote...

are you serious =.=

I second that

expletivedeleted

15 years ago

Yamazaki Rojin wrote...

StarInfinity wrote...

are you serious =.=

I second that

My best decisions are always made at 12:30 am, with not enough sleep 18+ hours ago. However, my logic seems sound, so I don't see any reason to go back on it. Also, a government sponsored FAKKU! would be pretty awesome, free servers, perhaps?

HeroDuke

15 years ago

Reporting for duty!
When do we move in on our target?
I want free servers.

Razgr1zAc3

15 years ago

uhhhhh he can't be serious right? ~degozaru

Chcrusader

15 years ago

o so serious. Wood be fun

StarInfinity

15 years ago

=.= ... i'm speechless

Midgar

15 years ago

Cool story, bro.

SoulessDark

15 years ago

Chcrusader wrote...

i will join wen i get out of basic training for the us army rangers XD.
go army.

Go go Power Rangers!!! (just joking, I don't mean any disrespect by it)

078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c

15 years ago

VIVA, VIVA, VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

VIVA, VIVA, VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

ashcrimson

15 years ago

Are we still gonna be invading Sealand? Or has the plan changed already

Captain Badass!

15 years ago

IMA FIRE MAH LAZER AT SEALAND!!!!

Ebtesh

15 years ago

We have changed plans, after much deliberation and hours staring at Singaporeans and Switzerlandians we have come to a conclusion. Why should we take over Sealand, the tiny deck. Instead we have decided to conquer a real island and start a new form of government. We shall start as a Data and tax haven. However we will have extradition treaties. The current island we are looking at is still very secret like, however we can tell you that is about 4km2 in total area and that only 15 shall be able to live there at a time. This has moved from being a joke to realism!

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

I smell a sausage fest.

Ebtesh

15 years ago

I can take that several ways. But from the people I know right now (4 lesbians, 1 straight guy and Myself) it is very unlikly if i take it one way. In the other way, yes we do enjoy sausage BBQ's and being in the middle of no where on an island in the night having a BBQ is a wonderful feeling. Samosir in Indonesia is a very nice place to visit and do a BBQ. But this is unrelated.

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

No sausages for me, I'm a hippie vegetarian...

And I kinda see the end of it, ever watched "The Beach"?

Though the idea is pretty intriguing, I admit.

Ebtesh

15 years ago

This idea is built by two friends who decided that life had very little to offer, so we wanted to be remembered. Sealand looked like a good example, however the man who took over was just insane and not interesting. So we have decided that we are going to try and "borrow" a island from some government and setup a government as a thought experiment and over time steal the island. The island has been deserted since 2004.

Never watched the Beach

Nashrakh Little White Butterflies Staff

15 years ago

In that case, you really should watch "The Beach". The scenario is VERY similar.

tl;dr version: Small community on hidden island, sad ending with the community getting crushed by drug lords and everyone going crazy

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