FAKKU M&M Deathmatch World Tournament
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Antw0n
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Time for the first annual FAKKU M&M Deathmatch World Tournament.
In this tournament, 8 contestants will battle for their lives, and for GLORY.
[size=10]Also all the contestants are M&Ms. [/h]
The tournament will consists of 3 heats, 7 battles altogether. 2 M&Ms enter, 1 leaves.
HOW DO M&MS BATTLE TO THE DEATH, YOU ASK? Well I'll tell you.
Stack 2 M&Ms, and hold them between your thumb and pointer finger.
Then SQUEEEEEEEZE until one of them gives out and explodes.
The winner goes on to the next round.
AND HERE ARE OUR 8 BRAVE CONTESTANTS.
RED COMET
A man M&M with a tragic past, hellbent on exacting revenge on those who killed his family.
BLUE STRIPED PANTSU
A pervert who collects women's panties. When he wins, he is going to Disneyland.
THE GREEN ONE
Its not easy being green. When he wins, he is going to make the whole world green, I guess!
YELLOW FEVER
"If it isn't Asian, I refuse to put my dick inside of it."
ORANGE SOMETHING
Doorhinge.
BROWN BUTTFUCKER
Intends to win the tournament for one reason and one reason only. To fuck Waar's ass.
LOUISIANA BOB
When he wins the tournament, he is going to home and become a family man!
FAGGOT
A faggot.
Here are the Round 1 tournament standings!
Round 1 will be RED COMET vs BLUE STRIPED PANTSU!
Round 2 will be THE GREEN ONE vs YELLOW FEVER!
Stay tuned for the results!
In this tournament, 8 contestants will battle for their lives, and for GLORY.
[size=10]Also all the contestants are M&Ms. [/h]
The tournament will consists of 3 heats, 7 battles altogether. 2 M&Ms enter, 1 leaves.
HOW DO M&MS BATTLE TO THE DEATH, YOU ASK? Well I'll tell you.
Stack 2 M&Ms, and hold them between your thumb and pointer finger.
Then SQUEEEEEEEZE until one of them gives out and explodes.
The winner goes on to the next round.
AND HERE ARE OUR 8 BRAVE CONTESTANTS.
RED COMET
A man M&M with a tragic past, hellbent on exacting revenge on those who killed his family.
BLUE STRIPED PANTSU
A pervert who collects women's panties. When he wins, he is going to Disneyland.
THE GREEN ONE
Its not easy being green. When he wins, he is going to make the whole world green, I guess!
YELLOW FEVER
"If it isn't Asian, I refuse to put my dick inside of it."
ORANGE SOMETHING
Doorhinge.
BROWN BUTTFUCKER
Intends to win the tournament for one reason and one reason only. To fuck Waar's ass.
LOUISIANA BOB
When he wins the tournament, he is going to home and become a family man!
FAGGOT
A faggot.
Here are the Round 1 tournament standings!
Spoiler:
Round 1 will be RED COMET vs BLUE STRIPED PANTSU!
Round 2 will be THE GREEN ONE vs YELLOW FEVER!
Stay tuned for the results!
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Antw0n
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cruz737 wrote...
I've already read the copy pasta a billion times on 4chan.Which is exactly where I got the idea.
Kona-chan wrote...
going for faggot...I knew you'd go for Faggot <3
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Antw0n wrote...
Kona-chan wrote...
going for faggot...I knew you'd go for Faggot <3
Underdogs usually win...
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Antw0n
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ROUND 1
RED COMET is the winner! He proceeds to the semi-finals!
After a fierce RED COMET KICK, BLUE STRIPED PANTSU just couldn't go on!
He shit his pants and was crushed under the pressure.
ROUND 2
THE GREEN ONE prevails! He also proceeds to the semi-finals!
That tactic that won him the match was pointing away and yelling "LOOK, TEGUMI IS NAKED!" I, and everyone else clearly looked in the direction he was pointing.
After turning back, THE GREEN ONE stood over YELLOW FEVER's destroyed corpse!
A dirty, yet effective tactic.
Both RED COMET and THE GREEN ONE sustained minor damage!
Their battle against each other could go either way!
Coming up next!
ROUND 3: ORANGE SOMETHING vs BROWN BUTTFUCKER!
ROUND 4: LOUISIANA BOB vs FAGGOT!
Stay tuned!
RED COMET is the winner! He proceeds to the semi-finals!
After a fierce RED COMET KICK, BLUE STRIPED PANTSU just couldn't go on!
He shit his pants and was crushed under the pressure.
ROUND 2
THE GREEN ONE prevails! He also proceeds to the semi-finals!
That tactic that won him the match was pointing away and yelling "LOOK, TEGUMI IS NAKED!" I, and everyone else clearly looked in the direction he was pointing.
After turning back, THE GREEN ONE stood over YELLOW FEVER's destroyed corpse!
A dirty, yet effective tactic.
Both RED COMET and THE GREEN ONE sustained minor damage!
Their battle against each other could go either way!
Coming up next!
ROUND 3: ORANGE SOMETHING vs BROWN BUTTFUCKER!
ROUND 4: LOUISIANA BOB vs FAGGOT!
Stay tuned!
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artcellrox
The Grey Knight :y
My next vote is on Faggot, and Oknaw/Koko/Chompy is putting her money on Brown Buttfucker.
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Antw0n
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Ammy wrote...
What happens if they both break?Every contestant has a twin sibling that will be subbed in, should this happen.
Note that this will ONLY happen if a double-knockout occurs in the semi-finals.
