Fortune Cookies
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I just ate a Fortune Cookie and while I looked at my fortune, the damn thing told me to go to a fucking website for my fortune. Unfortunately I got so mad, I finished my cookie and through away my fortune.
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You just threw away a chance at something cool. You never know, something could of happened like in a random anime and then you could be fighting bad guys right now.
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Unsigned wrote...
You just threw away a chance at something cool. You never know, something could of happened like in a random anime and then you could be fighting bad guys right now.Or something really bad...
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Fortune cookies weren't even invented in china. They were invented in america, San Fransico no less. That means they have no power and probably are pro-gay marriage.
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Fuck that shit, man. Those "Lucky Numbers"? You add that shit together and like, subtract that from a hundred. The sum will be the age you die at.
FORTUNE COOKIES? MORE LIKE, DEATH BISCUITS.
FORTUNE COOKIES? MORE LIKE, DEATH BISCUITS.
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it's better if the message is...
and after you read that and you ate it and...
there you have it! get a life
"you will have a long life / get a life"
and after you read that and you ate it and...
*choke* *choke* *choke*
there you have it! get a life
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Sisami wrote...
Fuck that shit, man. Those "Lucky Numbers"? You add that shit together and like, subtract that from a hundred. The sum will be the age you die at.FORTUNE COOKIES? MORE LIKE, DEATH BISCUITS.
Fuck, that was funny!
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Captain Badass! wrote...
Sisami wrote...
Fuck that shit, man. Those "Lucky Numbers"? You add that shit together and like, subtract that from a hundred. The sum will be the age you die at.FORTUNE COOKIES? MORE LIKE, DEATH BISCUITS.
Fuck, that was funny!
Sarcasm hurts my feelings, man. I get my hopes up and shit and like, I suddenly realize that it was sarcasm. I die a little on the inside, man. I DIE A LITTLE ON THE INSIDE.
