Fuck tests! D:

Californian legal booze is 100 proof. Not the homemade stuff... my uncle doesn't have any until spring.
http://www.bevmo.com/Shop/ProductDetail.aspx?ProductID=36136

I don't care about legal, I care about the welfare of your liver.

I haz no liver.

To be a poker dealer of course! also me and my brother got 100% hells yeah! :D

Ah, so they teach you how to fix the deck and sleight of hand.

lol sounds like you had a bad time in the casino. :[

I'd say my win-lose ratio is about 40-60.

Did win 150 bucks at slots, once (I don't play big).

Stealing america one nickel at a time. Or in jacks case robbing frenchland one monopoly dollar in no time eh.

I don't think so, when I play 3 card poker I win a lot :] love 4 to 1 and 6 to 1 pay outs on a 5 dollar bet. ;D

House wins. You can take some but the other poor saps are screwed. Poker is the only game where tge hose is level.