Gentlemen, behold. Rape.

Just a plant, but such power.

Rape for everybody!

I wonder how rape tastes like

Says its used for making canola oil.

Would consuming too much canola oil make you want to rape someone?

Pop stars with a predilection for small boys.

They grow dicks on chicks.

Rape is bad M'kay.

^this...

I wanna know too!

I've tried rape before, I didn't like it.

This shit is puntastic.

Rapeseeds can be ground and the liquid which is naturally high in ethanol content can be used to make your own petrol.
This 'oilseed rape' contains on average, 20% more brakehorsepower per gallon than regular petrol.

TL;DR - Rape-powered cars go faster than regular cars.

The rapeseed plant itself also contains fibres that are strong enough to be woven. So you can wear, quite literally, a rapeshirt.

fucking win right there

Wow! Rape is so powerful it can feed a nation.

There's loads of rape near my house in the warmer months. Funny thing, it makes me sneeze a lot.

Rape is always delicious.

Yes rape, my way of life.

I get some every week!

That stuff grows on large fields around here.

Looks nice but smells like piss/gym socks.

Sure, I tried rape before. The girl that I tried it with didn't like it much, regrettably.

I have these handcuff and this badge. Tell me more.