Happy Birthday Sneaky...
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Aai
FAKKU Ass Master
Happy Birthday SNEAKS!
YOU GET THE MOST BRUTAL AND METAL PRESENT OF THEM ALL!
YOU GET THE MOST BRUTAL AND METAL PRESENT OF THEM ALL!
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Happy day your dad busted his knuckle jelly into konata... ewww you wanna fuck your mom.
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animefreak_usa wrote...
Happy day your dad busted his knuckle jelly into konata... ewww you wanna fuck your mom.What are you talkin' about? That shit's hotter than a stolen Jeep.
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Congratulations.
Today, we celebrate your deeds.
The day wherein you have broken out of custody. Within a dark and dank cell. With only the barest food and water.
A space so claustrophobic that it chokes even light itself.
And, yet- you have burst free.
Burst free. And crawled, writhed, wriggled, clambered your way through a heaving, clenching tunnel. Trailed with your waste and warm with her blood. An agonizing journey through life, pain, and eternity.
And have emerged. Victorious.
Today.
Today, we celebrate your deeds.
Congratulations.
Today, we celebrate your deeds.
The day wherein you have broken out of custody. Within a dark and dank cell. With only the barest food and water.
A space so claustrophobic that it chokes even light itself.
And, yet- you have burst free.
Burst free. And crawled, writhed, wriggled, clambered your way through a heaving, clenching tunnel. Trailed with your waste and warm with her blood. An agonizing journey through life, pain, and eternity.
And have emerged. Victorious.
Today.
Today, we celebrate your deeds.
Congratulations.
