Hell on earth

I just shot a cow in the head. He exploded into two-headed dogs. They craped out flying cats.

I'm cutting your crack-laced rations in half. Sorry bud.

But if you do that I wont be able to see them anymore :shock:!!! If I cant see them, then how am I gonna hit'em with my magic moon-beam ring? :x Do you want the human race to be wiped out?!! ....Wait..YOUR WORKING WITH THEM ARENT YOU :evil: YOU MUST BE TERMINATED :twisted:

I'm working with the CIA, FBI and MTV to create a reality show about a crazy guy shooting cows with moon beam-powered rings in order to save the world from the Mad Cow Disease.

WHAT?!