Hey, Sora. What should we name the raft?

Yes.

You're banned from reading scriptures.



Play it, faggot.



No. Fuck your face.



I don't want liver poisoning.

So I like how we play for about two hours and we only drink a few times. Then as soon as its my turn, fucking Leon/Squall and Yuffie just keep blabbing about keyblades and heartless and darkness and hearts... bullshit.

I stopped playing Kingdom Hearts when I lost the race and wasn't able to name the raft.

DETERMINATION.
YOU LACK IT.

drink every time donald dies or goofy uses a potion

that is so beautifully out of context

You forgot the brazzers logo.



That would of got my buddy bad, he was doing the hero tournament and thats all that happened.

Drink everytime you go see cid, and he says shit at the wrong time. *press buy* 'you want to buy or sell? *press buy potions* 'Oh, you wanna buy?'
Dammit cid.

Also, everytime something cheesy is said (which is about every few seconds)
And maybe every time a big fat thingo comes up (forgot their name) Fire ones don't count. They're gay.

Drink everytime you use Glide.

Drink every time there is a gay moment.

Easy mode:
Drink every time you watch a cutscene
Medium mode:
Drink every time 'kairi' or 'riku' are called/ every time sora talks about them
Hard mode:
Drink every time your keyblade pops out (cutscene or ingame)
Insane mode:
Drink every time you see a heartless

Drinking game was a success.
We didnt make it far before my stomach got upset.
Worth it.
Would do it again.

Drink every time one of your hands is off the remote.

The gnosic bible gas 200+ books.

You slow down there, mister.

Damn I missed it.

Drink everytime you use Dodge Roll or use Magic.