hmm.....

So I was browsing Craigslist being bored when I came across this.



Purrs like a Tiger Kitten......WTF

lolwut?

Wat.
I don't even know what to think. I mean, my car... barks?

Oh yeah, that Plain, boring-ass car is so rad... IT'S SO RAD!

Adorable. I guess you can asume that the man also owns tiger kittens and they purr exceptionally loudly? Gosh, I have no idea. There are some fantastic adds on craigslist. Here are a few I took screenshots of forever ago, and forgot about.


And...


This one is less creepy, and more funny.

I don't even know how to properly respond to that.

This is great.

My car screams like a banshee jackal cub.

My car is mildly depressed and doesn't take its medication.

Fun fact: a similar line was used in SWAT Kats S1E2, "The Giant Bacteria".

Skip to 10:50 in the video.

a D&D Bachelor party? With a topless Dungeon Master. And they even specify cup size. This is like the nerdiest thing ever. How the fuck did one of these guys even find someone that would marry him?

Shit... that old nigga

Fuck you bud. C:
Kthxbai