How are everyone doing?

Suffering from caffeine overdose or enjoying a relaxing afternoon with a yaoi magazine and a cigarette?

Smoking's great. I mean, FREE CANCER!!!

You silly, we don't get cancer from cigarettes.

How [size=29]ARE[/h] everyone doing

Unusual, to say the least. Never heard it that way.

How are everybody doing?

How's everybody doing?

2nd sentence feels lazier.

YOU COULD ALWAYS USE "IS"...

"How is" feels more natural.

Also, try Google, compare the numbers of search results olol

How are feels smoother to the way it rolls off my tongue.

How's feels just plain lazy and I might develop a beergut for it.

How is sounds slightly nerdy to me and a slight side of suffering from workaholic habits.

Urrghh

"How is" motherfuckers. Subject-verb agreement. Learn it.

Lol. Joking aside, I'm fine. Ignore my various sentence fragments.

Chatting with alot of engrish speakers has caused my english to develop in a strange way.

Its hard to reverse.

Whats going on in this thread? It seems like Jacob is talking to hims-- oh wait

....hmmmmmm

I'm impressed my good sir, even in times when my brain is completely fried from the day to day workings I call life, I have yet to have such a fulfilling conversation with myself over the forums, but someday...someday...huh, wait a minute, I am, this is interesting indeed...but wait...If your Jacob, and I'm Jacob....then that means!

(Turns to dust and blows away in the wind)

HOW YOU ARE IS HOW I AM, FOR YOU ARE ME, I AM YOU, AND WE ARE LEGION!