How can you kill something stronger than you?

Well we know supernatural beings are powerful and we cant kill them that quick...

but even the dreaded vampire can be killed...


your thoughts on how to kill a supernatural being?


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I'd get a revolver fitted with silver rounds and empty the entire cylinder at the damn wolf

Well if it's a Twilight vampire there's no need to worry. I find there ability to shine brightly and sparkle in the sun a good example of natural selection at work.

Real vampires:
A fun way is to lure the stupid ones out into the sun. For the ones that are a bit higher on the intelligence ladder you can try a garlic based trap, quickly following up with a stake to the heart. Remember the stake to the heart doesn't kill vampire, it only neutralizes them. After that you need to first cut off the vampires head because while they are neutralized they are susceptible to cutting. The head should always be the first thing you cut off. Then follow with limbs in whatever order you feel like, but remember to sever them all completely. Once that's over you're on to the burning. Burn each body part separately and put the ashes of each body part into separate wooden boxes. Scatter the ashes of the head where you killed it and bury the rest of the boxes in different locations around Scotland. You can leave fun hints and clues so people can find them later. It'd be a fun adventure for you and your family one day.

well, vampires can be killed by spray them virgin's pee. if it's not working, i'll just spray them my semen.

it doesnt have to be limited to vampires ya know... there are shitloads of mythical creatures there...

I'll kill some god damn dragons with my spear and a bow with arrows (oh man i just love the ancient times)

Well to kill a dragon, I would damage it repeatedly with swords/axes/arrows/magic and then for the finisher, I would jump onto it's head and stab it several times. Then just before it dies and falls down, I would jump off and do a roll.

Shit. Too much Dragon Age.

^ never enough dragon age!

I'd use tactical nukes...on dragons. That's what Christian Bale would've done if he had any

i had 2 way to kill someone stronger tan me :
1. i can make him drunk ,after that i can kill him.
2. just put strong poison in his food, i will mix's poison from cobra, viper, black mamba, tarantula, & scorpion. after e ate that, he will die in no time for sure. heheehehehehehe.

When fighting anything that possesses extreme physical prowess over you, there are two options.

1) Die.
2) Think quick, on the run, and devise some method of surprise attack or trick that will give you the upper hand.

In a battle of strength, intelligence determines the winner. Oh, the irony.

that kind of tricks didnt work on spirits, obviously

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i'll put the definition of something that you can defeat or not. usually this worked against ethereal beings.

Dullahan

[headless horseman who bring deaths. similar to Banshee, but this one will cause instant death]

how to defeat: keep a gold coin in your pocket when you're gonna sleep. this will ward him off

Ifrit

[a Djinn that usually use by Dark Shamans to curse someone. be it you, your friend and your family]

how to defeat: usually this kind of Djinn cannot be defeat with someone that didnt know much about spirituality. you need to consult with some priests in your religion to ward him off

Poltergeist (Restless Spirit)

[a creature that likes to posess anything. it's medium usually dolls and any other old items in your house]

how to defeat: it's different in each religion. however, you need some pray to ward it off

Teke Teke

[a half-bodied woman who walks using her hands and always searching for a new "legs" by robbing it from you]

how to defeat: i'm not really sure about this one. however you need to avoid walking at railways @ 12:00AM. this one is pretty fast so running after you meet it is useless

some strong/really strong spirits that cannot be defeated:

Minor God

[in Shintoism, all places in earth are guarded with minor gods, even a tree has one]

how to defeat: i dunno seriously. you need to take care of your surroundings. usually this one didnt do evil things but that's different if it's becomes mad for some reason...

Nenek Lampir (read: Evil Witch)

[a cursed spirit of a dead old lady who loves, and always causing death for those who meet her. she happens to appear if there's a newborn babies, stealing it and turned the unfortunate baby into her demon children]

how to defeat: call some priests. it's hard to beat her on your own since you'll die instead

South Sea Queen (in indonesian it's called Ratu Pantai Selatan)

[the ruler of the north sea in indonesia. it was said that if you swim in her sea, you'll drowned and for those who wears green clotes will snatched away since she likes the colour]

how to defeat: obviously strong. however it's only aviable in certain countries. so people who doesnt live in indonesia didnt have to worry

In order to kill a troll, you either need to poison or burn it to death.

Ironic, as it applies to all trolls, be them virtual or physical.

@ the indonesian person which i cannot write his name in my old komp :
dude, what is it with u and teke2 ? are obsessed ? LOL
teke2 isnt scary as shit, u could always smash it's head when its close. easy as pie with cherry on top. puah



dude ure seriously overrating this bunch. everything have a weakness. u just dont know it yet. above all, there is God Almighty. he is my sheperd, with Him by my side I shall fear no evil.


Dullahan

[headless horseman who bring deaths. similar to Banshee, but this one will cause instant death]

how to defeat: cut off his abdomen . easy peasy.

Ifrit

[a Djinn that usually use by Dark Shamans to curse someone. be it you, your friend and your family]

how to defeat: summon shiva. ^^

Poltergeist (Restless Spirit)

[a creature that likes to posess anything. it's medium usually dolls and any other old items in your house]

how to defeat: destroy the medium. (think of dante in DMC1, when he kill the ghost with giant scissors)

Zombie : use ur imagination

Freddy Fuckin krueger : laugh at him, and watch him shrink then stomp his ass.


and if anything fails, use ur Faith and never fear the damned.

If I learned anything from video games it's that if at first your gun doesn't kill them, get a bigger fucking gun.


Speaking of god, that nigga is going to be one serious (and pleasurable) hunt. *Goes to play God of War 1-2 to practice god killing skillz*

^ as always ure a really funny guy dude ^^.

news flash........ Kratos kills "gods" , not "the" God. one snap from the big guy and its down to the pit with that angry little baldy guy, ROTFL...

a bigger gun ? okay try to kill a Collosus (shadow of the collosus) with a gun. LOL

Hmm, should I use that triple mini nuke launcher from fallout 3 or that giant laser cannon from that game whose name I can't remember?

oka~~~~y after ur exhausted running around from dessert to cave to the middle of nowhere with that bigg ass gun , and fire it...

hmm... maybe it tickles a bit. hahaha... STOMP !

game over, hahahah.

question :

how do u kill leviathan ?

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that Teke Teke is pretty awesome ghost.

you'll know what i mean if you ever meet one (and survived though)

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no no. actually that's for minor god, nenek lampir, and south sea queen (all below the red marks). they can be repelled but cannot die, because :

minor god: (can you kill a god?)

nenek lampir: (she's cursed so she'll be resurrected after death)

south sea queen: (nobody even tried to kill her but she can be repelled anyway)

EDIT: but Jesus ever died once. i guess every Gods can be killed

get stronger. Or better yet, try to become the stronger one's apprentice and train for many years. Then slay him in his time of glory

How to kill something stronger than you?

-Infomation

Get to know the attributes of the creature. Going against a random creature you without knowing anything is risky.

Humans are pretty much stronger than any brainless creatures because of their intelligence.