How can you kill something stronger than you?

According to the mythology, Cú Chulainn was the son of Lugh, so I suppose that would make him half god. He was a hero in the Ulster Cycle. And quite the billy badass at that.

If we're gonna play make believe in this thread, then magic exists.

Lol... but can ya do it in reality?

Yes.
Can't you?
:|

unless you gain the all shitty powers of the eldritch or whatnot... apparently im only a container....

easy, throw bone at the other way. then it's animal instinct reacts and try to catch the bone.... (at this point prepare ur weapon).

when it returns with the bone, tell it to sit, shake, roll over, play dead...
good boy, after having fun with it, Shove the double barrel up it's ass.

WIN !! LOL

I have a problem for all you Paranormals out there to solve.

How do you kill a poodle that has it's mind controlled by The blue collar comedy tour?

I swear every time I walk down the street it flies out of it's house screaming "GET'R DONE!". I'm in mortal danger please help.

did arkham Asylum lost a patient recently ?

nah, just wondering.

i lol'd when my friend asked this.....


if santa claus became bat shit insane... HTH (hao teh HELL) are we supposed to kill him?!

Santa can deliver presents to all kids in the world overnight, meaning he can either bend time or space, maybe even both. Try shooting him from the front wouldn't work, as Santa could slow down time and dodge the bullet. We need to get him while he's unaware, by setting a trap or sniping him from afar... Or just send the Tooth Fairy on his fat ass.

a punch is enough to kill an 80 years old man..

That is obviously not Santa. The poor bastard being punched in the picture is likely to be one of those men that dress up as Santa to ask for donations or to listen to children's request at the local mall.
It is possible to see the beard is fake.
Take a look at the indicated spots.





Some depictions of Santa Claus can be dated to be at least 150 years old, which means he's got to be older than 80, possibly imortal even.

Type in "power overwhelming" and problem solved.

Riiiiiiiiiiight, I completely forgot about HAX.

/God
*God mode on*

/Spawn LHC
*Large Hadron Collider spawned

Now we're talking.

no matter what happens..... i wont shoot u santa >_<

awww COME ON! even if he went loco you wont blast his sorry ass?!

you forgot santas a crusader!

his fat is condensed armor!

his bag of toys contains WARBLGARBLRAWRUNLIMITEDBLADEWORKS.

his reindeer are holy stags of heaven!

his sled is a remade chariot of iskander the great!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

simple answer: just don't believe in him haha!

@Teke Teke

I won't let u take my lower torso!! MY diiiiiiiiiiiiiiic*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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To beat a god , tell him he doesn't exist , and that your god will protect you cuz that other god doesnt exist... lolreligion.

If it sleeps
-kill it in its sleep

If it doesn't sleep
-warp reality so that it does sleep
-see "If it sleeps"

to kill something stronger than us.... simply BE stronger than them. =D