How did you find out your condom size?
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animefreak_usa wrote...
Bacon donuts are fucking awesome.I've never had one, but I hear they taste like greatness.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Lollikittie wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Bacon donuts are fucking awesome.I've never had one, but I hear they taste like greatness.
Pirate Radio Café bacon cappuccino... Vegan cafe that served bacon fat in coffee. Too bad it close down.
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For the love of god....
1. Not all sizes are the same. Normal fits the average Joe, Magnums are larger AT THE END, but the same size for the rest, MagnumXL (or whatever they call this retardation) are larger throughout.
2. The size of your condom is the most important part of your purchase. Improperly fitting condoms break more easily, or can slip off (Potentially causing toxic shock syndrome and yeast infections). Don't buy large to look manly. Actually, if you find the need for a small, I ENCOURAGE YOU to do so. She's going to know you have a small dick, so at least appear to have a normal sized brain.
3. NEVER double bag. Makes condoms break more easily, and forms a pocket for infectious shit to collect in. Also: Use water based lube, oil based shit breaks latex too (Including vaseline).
4. When I was a kid, my mother bought my first box of condoms. She went for Magnums, because that's what my uncles use. The first thing I did after was pick up a durex at Planned Parenthood to compare the two.
The best advice I can give you is exactly that. "Practice" with the normal sized ones, better safe than sorry.
1. Not all sizes are the same. Normal fits the average Joe, Magnums are larger AT THE END, but the same size for the rest, MagnumXL (or whatever they call this retardation) are larger throughout.
2. The size of your condom is the most important part of your purchase. Improperly fitting condoms break more easily, or can slip off (Potentially causing toxic shock syndrome and yeast infections). Don't buy large to look manly. Actually, if you find the need for a small, I ENCOURAGE YOU to do so. She's going to know you have a small dick, so at least appear to have a normal sized brain.
3. NEVER double bag. Makes condoms break more easily, and forms a pocket for infectious shit to collect in. Also: Use water based lube, oil based shit breaks latex too (Including vaseline).
4. When I was a kid, my mother bought my first box of condoms. She went for Magnums, because that's what my uncles use. The first thing I did after was pick up a durex at Planned Parenthood to compare the two.
The best advice I can give you is exactly that. "Practice" with the normal sized ones, better safe than sorry.
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Tanasinn wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
Wrong choice of words.
... wat?
His shoulder's a fair distance from his filthy whore of a right hand.
Well that hand does get around....
How did you know that's what my hand looks like?
