How do fat people wipe their assholes?

You are so lying.

I wouldn't know, I've never studied a fat person wiping their ass.

Also, I was told once my jizz tasted like beef two minute noodles... strangely

You should really consider changing your diet


that's...not normal

Or its quite normal and you're just a small minded person

Is that the new Nuketown?

if you mean the new small map that is played the most

then yeah

but nuketown is the new nuketown

it has the same layout as the old one but has new spiffy look

I don't play in it much

since not many people got the map

each of the new cods have 1 map that is really small that everyone just has to pick every single match

did someone say nightmare?

Owner of fat butt's hands+arms+toilet paper = paradox solved. Really lazy fat rich ones have a maid or butler do it for them.

Its like honestly, there is question worth asking, not this one where this thread was made for.

Subtle examples can be found in form of Jabba the Hutt, they're super fat and rich = other people wipe jabba's ass for jabba.

Well, Brownnosers too.

aah! lazy rich people scare me. so do ceos and people in suits.

You know mr.twister mr government minister - with a cigar in his teeth caring only for money, as if it were a drug.
An evil aura radiates from such men.
Yet they are worshipped as gods?
Makes me sick!

Also Lol.

Rich people is worshipped like gods? That's news to me, typically they get their heads cut off.

It's not logical, when you eat chicken 2 minute noodles 24/7 (or did) and had steak once in the time frame...

But eh.