How do you eat your Muffins?

I sit on it for an allotted period of time, then proceed to eat it as a soft cookie.

I peel off the paper first, then pick eat it with my fingers from the side. So I get a well balance of the yummy top and the soft bottom together.

I eat the top only. Then the rest I throw away in front of homeless people.

Ive never had one before, but if I did, I'd probably eat at it from the top, then throw it away since it's so disgusting.

mini = swallow it whole
normal = gulp it whole
large = still swallow it whole

that's what my friend does