How Does One Make a Crane?

How do they assemble cranes? With other cranes? Who made the first crane that they used to make all other cranes?
They're really tall so you'd need a crane to make a crane, but how did they make cranes before they made the first crane?

A really small wooden one and they made progressively larger ones.

Don't they use scaffolding to construct them?

Edit:
Nope, apparently not. They use another crane.

I feel like making an Origami Crane now....

There goes the magic feeling I get whenever I see cranes.

Self erecting crane? Rent for 10G a month? TAKE MY MONEY!!!

I have a self-erecting crane.

It's big and tall and made with the pinnacle of DNA ingenuity.

It's used for something else though.

Fucking magic. That's what made cranes.

If unable to put neighbors cars on their house roof's. Not good enough~

Q^Q

Well, that was interesting

Very carefully.

You don't

When a daddy and mommy crane love each other very much...
They hug each veeeeeery tightly for a seconds...
Then a stork drops off a carton of eggs...
They put it in unsuspecting peoples homes...
And when the humans crack the eggs...
They are attacked by baby cranes...

Then once they get big enough, they make giant nests...
But humans always end up moving into them...
Which makes the cranes frustrated...
So they find a mate and start the process all over again for revengence.

The penis goes in the butt.

Xzibit