How I Got Anal Herpes

I was at a party once, and some guy with herpes was drinking beer, then he set the beer bottle in the couch in between the two cushions; so the neck of the bottle was sticking up.
And I was not waring my pants or a diaper at the time, so I sat on the couch, the bottle went up my ass, now I have anal herpes.


Back to you, News team 6.

Haha! OP likes shit up his ass.

O_o

Sure..... accidentally.

I can't imagine anything accidentally going up anyone's ass unless they have a really wide gaping asshole.

Did he have a giant bearded face?

That bottle was very well lubricated, sir.

Implying what?

That you put your beer bottles in couches for your victims.

Maybe I do; maybe I don't. You'll never know.

Are you sure it not from him licking your starfish. I have a form of herpes on my tongue. Like one small blister every few years.

Fascinating.

Looks like a huge sperm cell wrapping around someone.

Mind blown. Now I can't see it as a floating spirit anymore.

Next time, shove the bottle further up your ass. Widen it for our fists, won't you?

You're welcome.

O_O
Fuck.

_^_

He shall now receive, the fist of fury.