I found my ex-lover

I was throwing away some junk before I moved yesterday and when I opened
the box for my Casio piano I found the badly mutilated carcass of my cheap
anime blow up doll which I stabbed to death after I realized she wasn't the one
for me.

She may rest in peace now.. after being blown up and stab to death..

That makes me wonder what was used to stab the victim...

Wow. Murdered and stuffed in a box.
If you do that to a blow-up doll, I wonder what you're gonna do to real women. LOL

I'm willing to buy that. How much?

Serial murderer in making, news at 11.

I used a steak knife.


Nah! I'd never do that to a real women plus blowup dolls have no souls so
its cool. I am actually a true gentleman in real life but a pervert in secret.

I pity the doll. May she rest in peace now. Did you give it a proper burial?

:( I threw her in the dumpster.

I'm still willing to buy that. How much?

Why? its covered in my dried spunk.

Donno whats sadder...him admitting to having a blow-up doll or you wanting to buy it?

What's sadder is you not being able to appreciate a work of art. A violently mutilated anime blow-up doll covered in years old semen and fungus? That, good sir, is simply a piece illustrating loneliness in its most primal. It speaks on an unconsious level about sexual and emotional frustration.


lol But really, admitting to a blow-up doll negates the sadness of buy//using one in the first place. Balls cancels out Tears. As for the mate buying the item...well... I hope (and am sure) the guy's kidding.

Be sure to put it in the dumpster outside MoMA, in this case! ;D

I thought this was about you stalking an ex on facebook.

I was about to call you a creep, but you let me down. Man.

But he still went to such lengths as to stab a blowup doll.
That isn't AS creepy, but like
5%?

Better than fucking your pillow cover tho...

Ahhh, the poor man's blow up doll.


Good times, good times.

She was asking for it! (Cannibal Corpse reference)