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I had a BRILLIANT idea.

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Aud1o Blood
15 years ago
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/tlg/1621430493.html
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Muse Wanted (Not Puyallup)
Date: 2010-02-28, 12:01AM PST
Reply to: gigs-tup9w-1621430493@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Female, 18-23, with thirst for life, wanted to "inspire" aspiring writer. Must be reasonably intelligent, with ability for meaningful conversation.

Pay is negotiable, but will probably end up being 80% of the proceeds I don't plan on getting.

Serious inquiries are encouraged, but optional.

Trust me, what could go wrong?
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Asphodel
15 years ago
What could go wrong?
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Aud1o Blood
15 years ago
Notice the quotes around "inspire".
Either I get kicked from craigslist, or sex. Not good sex, just sex.
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Asphodel
15 years ago
But because of the requirements the sex could be good. You never know. At least it could intellectually stimulating.
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Renovartio
15 years ago
i support your cause...
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Asphodel
15 years ago
Thanks for the rep whoever you are.
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tsuyoshiro FAKKU Writer
15 years ago
Nobody with 'reasonable' intelligence would answer your ad. Flaw.
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Aud1o Blood
15 years ago
tsuyoshiro wrote...
Nobody with 'reasonable' intelligence would answer your ad. Flaw.

Possible, but that ignores the likelihood of anybody responding. Period.
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catfish
15 years ago
Well, you had a brilliant idea. What do you have now?
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Asphodel
15 years ago
HARHAR I see what you did thar.

Go play Zelda now or watch TTGL.
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loosehead99
15 years ago
Just make sure when she asks you to insure yourself put someone else as your beneficiary.
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Aud1o Blood
15 years ago
loosehead99 wrote...
Just make sure when she asks you to insure yourself put someone else as your beneficiary.

O.O
Things are too serious already.
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078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c
15 years ago
Who uses craigslist...?
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Mutt
15 years ago
Guys named Craig
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Rovencrone
15 years ago
Harmonian wrote...
Who uses craigslist...?

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Jacob
15 years ago
I believe in your cause.

Keep us updated.
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078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c
15 years ago
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GreenZero Get Jinxed
15 years ago
Harmonian wrote...
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You fail. You are supposed to spread happiness.
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Rovencrone
15 years ago
GreenZero wrote...
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Harmonian wrote...
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You fail. You are supposed to spread happiness.


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GreenZero Get Jinxed
15 years ago
Rovencrone wrote...
GreenZero wrote...
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Harmonian wrote...
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You fail. You are supposed to spread happiness.


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Since he's such a big man of happiness he should be a good example for other people who wants to spread happiness.
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