I had the best valentines day ever

AT first i thought i was going to be lonely, so i went clubbing in a attempt to drown away my sorrow. After some time, i saw a hot chick who seemed to be sitting alone. I being a manly man couldn't leave a sexy chick alone like that, so i went over to talk to her.

It seemed she was lonely too, we went over to my place.We talked, and after she cried on my lap my dick got really hard. She was surprised at first, but then decided to give me a blowjob. I was still hard after that, so we had vigorous buttsex.

I kicked her out this morning, cause i can't be dealing with some emotional bitch. Shit was cash

You win at life.

Jesus, [redacted] :|

I smell a troll :/

I giggled.

I have no clue what you're talking about

Here you go sir, a cookie.

Amazing.

I know

It's a lie, obviously..

Corporate bullshit panned out to let us know who is boss, while keeping us sedated and lying on the floor, awaiting our next feeding time.

I would never lie on the internet

This is Fakku, JC. The boys want pictures.

Animated only.

On the internet the 99% of people who are talking with you, dont know a shit about your real life, that is the fact to think you are liying.

On the other hand if that was true... bleh, thats not the best end for a good valentine day... well, for me is a day like the rest, just an excuse to spend more money.



Two cookies!

good shit. Sounds like a hot manga plot.