I just got owned by a fucking weasel-sparrow alliance.

So I'm just standing under a tree, smoking and generally chilling out after a day of work. Then, out of a blue, a fucking sparrow egg lands on my head and makes a fucking mess of my hair and clothes.

I look up and see the most awesome thing ever (if it weren't for the egg on my head), a pair of sparrows in their nest battling a weasel that trying to steal their eggs. Too bad the sparrows were pussies and flew off after about 3 secs.

Then this damn prankster weasel takes another egg, runs down the tree and looks at what he did to me, literally LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF TO MY FACE!




Damn them animals, mocking me like that.

Yes, getting cracked eggshell out of your hair is lame.

I'm surprised it wasn't bird shit. Oh well.

Falcons wouldn't take shit from no rodent:

Honestly when I opened this thread, I thought it was going to say "and I deserved it too, my friend was making fun of those sparrows...and you know the rest"

Agreed, falcons are badass.

My last name is Falk which is Swedish for Falcon which automatically makes me cool.

Which means you can do a falcon punch.



Hey, take a picture of yourself punching a weasel.

Watch out tho those things can put up a fight...

The weasel will be lucky it doesn't explode on impact.