I lost my virginity at a wedding gig today.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Just kidding, I found it again on the way back home.
Anyway, my band was playing at a wedding of some rich guy. All women were also married or had a boyfriend orz
At least there were some delicious lolis there, but I couldn't hit on them in broad daylight, of course.
I had to lure one into the men's bathroom with candy.
Anyway, my band was playing at a wedding of some rich guy. All women were also married or had a boyfriend orz
At least there were some delicious lolis there, but I couldn't hit on them in broad daylight, of course.
I had to lure one into the men's bathroom with candy.
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Sindalf
Used to do stuff
I already knew how this was going to end before I even opened up the thread.
0/10 for predictability.
Your band probably sucks too. Youtube please.
0/10 for predictability.
Your band probably sucks too. Youtube please.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Sindalf wrote...
0/10 for predictability.
Wouldn't that be 10/10 for predictability?
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Rbz wrote...
Fuck that chick in your band, you lazy fuck.I'd rape her so hard if she weren't in my band.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Zak wrote...
Roofies... Or w/e theire called...I heard they were good for that...
You mean, use a date rape drug?
Nice idea, actually... kehehe
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Nashrakh wrote...
Zak wrote...
Roofies... Or w/e theire called...I heard they were good for that...
You mean, use a date rape drug?
Nice idea, actually... kehehe
You mean you hadnt thought of that???
...
"Date rape drug" is the first thing that comes to my mind when I think "Date"...
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inb4 https://www.fakku.net/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=60594
Also, pics of the lolis or the bride plox.
Also, pics of the lolis or the bride plox.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
@Zak
Well, it's not like I know where to get them, so I've never considered using them.
Anyway, she's a pretty annoying bitch sometimes most of the time.
@Keroneko
I actually had my digicam with me, but the batteries went dead after like, the 5th picture orz
Well, it's not like I know where to get them, so I've never considered using them.
Anyway, she's a pretty annoying bitch sometimes most of the time.
@Keroneko
I actually had my digicam with me, but the batteries went dead after like, the 5th picture orz
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Nashrakh wrote...
Well, it's not like I know where to get them, so I've never considered using them.Anyway, she's a pretty annoying bitch sometimes most of the time.
Baseball bat to the back of the head then...?
Or tazer...?
That oughta shut her up no...?
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Zak wrote...
Baseball bat to the back of the head then...?
Or tazer...?
That oughta shut her up no...?
Can't do that... her ginger boyfriend will kick my ass.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
zachwolf wrote...
you know what nash Im dissipionted with youwho cares if they're married fuck them anyways
Lol our drummer was always making some weird meat jokes whenever he saw a nice-looking girl. And I'm a Vegetarian.
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Last wedding I went to the priest ended up fucking the maid of honor in the back of her hatchback Toyota. We found them naked and still drunk in there they next night.
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
We left pretty early, so no time to hit on chicks. We played, loaded our stuff back into the cars, ate shitloads of the best food I've eaten in a fucking long time, then got our asses back home.
:|
Man. It's like I was on the fucking clock there.
:|
Man. It's like I was on the fucking clock there.
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Nashrakh wrote...
Zak wrote...
Baseball bat to the back of the head then...?
Or tazer...?
That oughta shut her up no...?
Can't do that... her ginger boyfriend will kick my ass.
if you get your ass kicked by a GINGER you deserve it dude seriously
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Nah, he's a chill guy.
Can't pull some dick move like NTR on a bro.
Can't pull some dick move like NTR on a bro.
