I need a beer...

I really need one you guys...

WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN...

The original plan was for us to finish packing at 8 in the morning, clean, pack up the moving truck, go to the new place, drop everything off, go get food, go to his cousins place, help her move, drop off the truck, eat again, go home and then finally exist with you.

WHAT HAD ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

We wake up at 9: 30.We smoke two bowls.We get the truck, head bsck to the apartment.We clean and finish packing.Two hours later (now 1: 40) we finally finish packing everything in the truck.Start the truck, it dies...Wait an hour and a half for the guy to come jump the truck.His cousin calls bitching about why we weren't around.Continue to give no fucks and drive to the new place.Finally arrive, bestie invites me in to show me around till the housemates get back.House looks similar but things are moved.Soon realiize that we just broke into (even though the door was not locked) some persons house.Then we proceeded to back to the floor.We calmly walked out the door.Then everyone had started dancing like prehistoric reptiles.As we're getting in the truck we just happen to see his friend waving at us a few houses down.Drive a few houses down and unpack the truck.Now I'm at uhaul, packing another bowl, waiting for him to come back from filling the tank.I am hungry, thirsty, I need to pee, I feel sore. I missed you.

First world problems. buzz killing problems.

Congrats. You managed to waste my time.

Go buy some

I was slightly entertained.

Well that's a first.
Or at least the first time you've made me aware.

Beer is bad, Drink Kool-aid instead.

Here

Watermelons? Never heard that one.

Good ol' racism never lets up down.

Edit - Is that Garry Coleman? (That's racist)

Sucks.

What the fuck kinda weed are you guys toking?

From what I'm told it was high grade... don't know the name...

Anyways, didn't get a beer but i bought two burritos... this about to get a little weird... (inb4 Loner)

Gonna chug down two cyclical object down your throat uh.

LONER! ASSEMBLE!

Dancing like lizards? it wasn't hallucinogenic, was it?

I.
Need.
Nourishment.

I
Have.
Sour.
Cream.

I hate that shit... unless you have taquitos....



Nope. It was necessary to avoid being suspicious