I need an explanation!
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Kolish
butts
Okay, first you hit your victim with a blunt object then refere to the topic picture for further instructions after that keep the body for further use
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deftera_mirage wrote...
C'mon Zak Where's it from?Make a thread in the requests section :)
Anyway, when a boy and a girl love each other very much...
THEY FUCK LIKE RABBITS UNTIL THE GIRL GETS PREGNANT.
THE MALE IN THE RELATIONSHIP IS THEN LIKE "OH SHI- WHEN DID YOU GET SO FUCKING FAT, FATTY?"
THE FEMALE THEN RESPONDS "IM PREGNANT, AND THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE OURS! TOGETHER!"
HEARING THE WORD "TOGETHER" THE MALE BECOMES SCARED AND DEFENSIVE. "THAT LITTLE FUCKING PARASITE IN YOUR STOMACH AINT MINE!" HE RESPONDS.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" THE FEMALE ASKS, "WE WERE GOING TO SHARE THE RESPONSIBILITY, AND LOVE OUR CHILD TOGETHER!"
HEARING THAT DAMN WORD AGAIN, COMBINED WITH ANOTHER AWFUL WORD TO ANY MALE'S EARS, "RESPONSIBILTY". THE MALE BECOMES FURIOUS AND BLINDED BY AN INSANE, RAGING URGE TO SLAUGHTER THE DEMON FEEDING UP HIS GIRLFRIENDS INNARDS. "WHERE IS A FUCKING WIRE HANGER???" HE CRIES, "I SHALL DESTROY THE CREATURE IN YOUR ENORMOUSLY FAT STOMACH!!!"
"WHAT? NO!" THE SHOCKED FEMALE REPLIES, "IM KEEPING IT!"
"FUCK NO YOU ARENT, TUBBS!" THE MALE SHOUTS.
THE MALE THEN PROCEEDS TO FLIP HIS FATASS GIRLFRIEND ONTO HER BACK AND PREPARES TO EXTRACT THAT LITTLE DEMON SPAWN. "DONT WORRY BABY, IM GONNA SAVE YOU!" HE PROMISES THE FEMALE.
THE FEMALE'S FATHER THEN PROCEEDS TO ENTER THE ROOM, FINDING THE YOUNG MALE MOUNTING HIS WHALE OF A DAUGHTER WITH A WIRE HANGER IN HIS HAND, PREPARED FOR EXTRACTION. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO RETARDS DOING?" HE ASKS.
"IM SAVING YOUR DAUGHTER FROM A DEMON, SIR!" THE MALE PROCLAIMS!
"OMGWTF? A DEMON? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" THE WISE OLD MALE YELLS.
"YES, SIR!" THE YOUNG MALE REPLIES.
BUT THEN, THE MOTHER OF THE FEMALE WALKS IN ALONG WITH A PLICE OFFICER WHO ESCORTS THE YOUNG MALE TO PRISON. THE YOUNG MALE IS CONSTANTLY BUTTRAPED BY LARGE INMATES IN PRISON, NAMED BUBBA AND JAMAL, USUALLY AT THE SAME TIME. THE DAUGHTER HAS THE CHILD, WHO ENDS UP BEING BARACK OBAMA AND DESTROYING AMERICA IN A GIGANTIC BALL OF FLAMES AND BLACKNESS.
AND THATS HOW BABIES ARE MADE.
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Captain Badass! wrote...
deftera_mirage wrote...
C'mon Zak Where's it from?Make a thread in the requests section :)
Anyway, when a boy and a girl love each other very much...
THEY FUCK LIKE RABBITS UNTIL THE GIRL GETS PREGNANT.
THE MALE IN THE RELATIONSHIP IS THEN LIKE "OH SHI- WHEN DID YOU GET SO FUCKING FAT, FATTY?"
THE FEMALE THEN RESPONDS "IM PREGNANT, AND THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE OURS! TOGETHER!"
HEARING THE WORD "TOGETHER" THE MALE BECOMES SCARED AND DEFENSIVE. "THAT LITTLE FUCKING PARASITE IN YOUR STOMACH AINT MINE!" HE RESPONDS.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" THE FEMALE ASKS, "WE WERE GOING TO SHARE THE RESPONSIBILITY, AND LOVE OUR CHILD TOGETHER!"
HEARING THAT DAMN WORD AGAIN, COMBINED WITH ANOTHER AWFUL WORD TO ANY MALE'S EARS, "RESPONSIBILTY". THE MALE BECOMES FURIOUS AND BLINDED BY AN INSANE, RAGING URGE TO SLAUGHTER THE DEMON FEEDING UP HIS GIRLFRIENDS INNARDS. "WHERE IS A FUCKING WIRE HANGER???" HE CRIES, "I SHALL DESTROY THE CREATURE IN YOUR ENORMOUSLY FAT STOMACH!!!"
"WHAT? NO!" THE SHOCKED FEMALE REPLIES, "IM KEEPING IT!"
"FUCK NO YOU ARENT, TUBBS!" THE MALE SHOUTS.
THE MALE THEN PROCEEDS TO FLIP HIS FATASS GIRLFRIEND ONTO HER BACK AND PREPARES TO EXTRACT THAT LITTLE DEMON SPAWN. "DONT WORRY BABY, IM GONNA SAVE YOU!" HE PROMISES THE FEMALE.
THE FEMALE'S FATHER THEN PROCEEDS TO ENTER THE ROOM, FINDING THE YOUNG MALE MOUNTING HIS WHALE OF A DAUGHTER WITH A WIRE HANGER IN HIS HAND, PREPARED FOR EXTRACTION. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO RETARDS DOING?" HE ASKS.
"IM SAVING YOUR DAUGHTER FROM A DEMON, SIR!" THE MALE PROCLAIMS!
"OMGWTF? A DEMON? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!" THE WISE OLD MALE YELLS.
"YES, SIR!" THE YOUNG MALE REPLIES.
BUT THEN, THE MOTHER OF THE FEMALE WALKS IN ALONG WITH A PLICE OFFICER WHO ESCORTS THE YOUNG MALE TO PRISON. THE YOUNG MALE IS CONSTANTLY BUTTRAPED BY LARGE INMATES IN PRISON, NAMED BUBBA AND JAMAL, USUALLY AT THE SAME TIME. THE DAUGHTER HAS THE CHILD, WHO ENDS UP BEING BARACK OBAMA AND DESTROYING AMERICA IN A GIGANTIC BALL OF FLAMES AND BLACKNESS.
AND THATS HOW BABIES ARE MADE.
Spoiler:
Bubba and Jamal LOL.
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Tsujoi
Social Media Manager
I am Antw0n wrote...
Tsujoi wrote...
From what I understand, it involves a bag of dicks.4PP much?
Four Powerful Penises? Why yes.
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Antw0n
Remember me?
Zak wrote...
FUCKING HELL MY XBOX FELL AND SCRATCHED THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING GEARS OF WAR!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Gears blows anyway >___>
EDIT: Wait, your more concerned for the game then the console?
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I have been educated!
And second. Now if you excuse me I have to find out the doujin that the topic image is from... and maybe link this whole thread in request.
Unsigned wrote...
ZAK, CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE US A LINK TO A RAR OF THESE?And second. Now if you excuse me I have to find out the doujin that the topic image is from... and maybe link this whole thread in request.
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Zak wrote...
Akasen wrote...
Unsigned wrote...
ZAK, CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE US A LINK TO A RAR OF THESE?And second.

Spoiler:
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Nashrakh
Little White Butterflies Staff
Keep 'em coming.
You have any loli stuff with smegma in it?
You have any loli stuff with smegma in it?

