I recently watched the Avengers

I just came from the theater and we were expecting IMAX but not 3D IMAX. Anyway my shit ass of a cousin forgot to get seats sooner so we had to take seats in the very front, on the left side. So for the entire movie, we had to strain our damn neck and to look at every other character because if we didn't it would blur out and suck. The movie was really good mind you and I'm dead tired.

Proceed to derail

What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, "Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't believe the world is made of donuts."
What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations.

What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii?
What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed?

What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like, "Dude, this really sucks. I do not want a face made out of bumblebees."
What if your dad was made of rainbows? You would be like, "OMG that's lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots."

What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hot dog was your tongue? What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya?
What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape?

What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like, "Awww, look at the puppy dog. Aww, c'mere. C'mere! Whatcha doing little guy? Whatcha doing? Ooh whatcha wooky wooky. Look at the puppy dog. The puppy dog... puppy doggies!"
Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes? What if your butt was on your chest? What if guitars could squirt out sour cream, and nacho cheese, and pure sulfuric acid?

What if the world was made of...

Popcorn
Poporn
Pothorn

lolwut?

I going there to buy popcorn. And walk out.

I fucking love popcorn and the oversized drinks (overpriced)

The movie was fucking awesome

Question: What does "derail" mean? I assume it means for the thread to be deleted or something?

Urban Dictionary

I heard Loki was a complete bitch and got smacked around by everyone.

I'll wait till I can catch on hbo or something like that.

I saw the movie last Sunday. I actually liked it. It's basically what you expect from a movie of this kind. To my shame I didn't know half of the heroes in it -_-
I watched with a friend's family and he said that it didn't have enough action lol

One of the parts that I really liked was when someone (forgot the name) said: "Hulk! Smash!" and then Hulk grinned and started to make a mess with the enemies.

I heard Thanos is going to be the main villain in the next installment. Yes? No?

I've still yet to watch this. Hopefully next week.

here's something to get everyone excited!

Yes he appears after the credits

Yes Loki gets beaten to shit by the Hulk

And yes the movie was great, first time I've seen the critics and audience have te same review.

Oh and Stan Lee appears, again...

Ant Man and Wasp need to be in the next one. Best couple ever.

I just watched the movie, and god damn that was epic :V

Yes it was.

Also rumors of the new Spider Man and Wolverine going in.