I Went in a Free Candy Van

I was walking struttin' down the street when a van pulls next to me with "FREE CANDY" on the side, the driver says he knows my dad and says he'll give me a lift, I was all lyek "Seems legit".
I get in his van and stared at each other for a few minutes; when he stands up and shouts "I SAT ON SOME HAIRY GUM!".
He unzipped his pants and stuck his buals out so it looked like hair gum, I was lyek "OH YOU!"... Then he dropped me off.

and that pretty much sums up my day.

Back to you; news channel 69.

Best worst thread of 2012

I didn't get the last bit.

"He" had his pants unzipped and stuck "his" balls out thru the zipper with "His" dangle doo still inside.
So it looks like "he" sat on some really hairy gum.

I came up with this story in like 3 minutes.

Good job. Did you get the candy though?

Came up with?! So your saying this didnt actually happen? LIAR!

I mean it totally happend, I have a soar butt to prove it.

ok good, as long as you didnt lie. The same thing happened to me today, i didnt want to be all alone :(

Shhh...don't tell people of our deeds.

My parents still give Trick or Treaters sweets. So I had more than my fair share.

I tell you, you never grow out of eating sweets.

But then how would they join in? :(

Remember children, when you tell lies you make Jesus cry.

Of course! I never leave my house without my trusty chloroform.

And plus rep for that picture, its awesome.

Van hopping?