IB Gas Station/Rest stop

Is a rest station a cafe? No? I thought not.

*ahem*

[size=29]WORDS HAVE MEANING[/h]

Guys guys gusy, get a room! We have hotels here too. The cheapest rooms are only $300 per person.. and you get no service.

[size=29]AND MEANINGS HAVE WORDS[/h]

with a deal like that you'd have to be crazy to pass it by

Please tell me the restrooms haven't been cleaned in months and the toilet is backed up. simply bliss in a ceramic tiled box.

Where's your 86?

Is there cheap sushi?

Bitch, I don't need gas!

merry christmas

Hey man, can I get 15 Big Macs, 15 Cheese burgers, lots of bacon and a bottle of JD? Making me a Fast Food Lasagne.

I'm still mad. I shall buy overpriced confections.

I just have 2 packs of Winny red 25's and about 6 gallons of gasloline~


Oh and a lighter.....

Your car sucks for not having a lighter. And I'm sure Dushy won't understand what a Winny is~

FUCK THIS GAS STATION

if this is the IB gas station i dont wanna buy the condoms

It gets cleaned by a janitor once every month :D



It's currently out deliverying Tofu.. been raking in money like that for the past 7 years man. Feels good.



Yes! It's only $40 for the cheapest roll. We're not a 5 star restaurant so that's the best we can offer.



hey, merry kurisumasu



Yeah. Would you like some onions with that or would you rather let me make it into a lasagne instead?



Thanks for helping. We need more people like you helping our store.



You're right, I don't know what that is. Do you need a cup holder for that lighter?



O: O: O: O: call da cops!!



We sell top quality condoms. Before you buy them let me poke a hole through it with my special condom hole maker (bought it for 19.99 + S&H).

Son, I found a giant rat in the toilet, talking to it's dead friend. How do you feel, having an insane rat in your toilet?

Sorry about that, dinner kind of got away from me.

Our truck stop has a McD's.