I'd like to teach the world to fap.

I tried to get Space_Cowboy to fap with me and spread jizz throughout the land, but he brushed me off. ヽ(ｏ`çš¿†²ï½)ﾉ

I will convince Spacey, don't fret.

I has that^ dude to help me spread jizz and happiness.

Happy Valentines day.

Why fap when you can fuck.

That's the thing... most of us can't, or have no one to. =/

All of a sudden I see many dicks smiling and dancing to this song ...

Old video. Still funny though

Can't fuck... you missing a dick? The avg penis is 6in. The avg depth of a woman's vag is 8in... there's two miles of unused pussy in socal... get some. Shit you can get some in the dorms,bars or whore UCLA.