If you can count your ex's on one hand...

Never had a girl for longer than two weeks.

Don't think they qualify as EX's.

They do qualify as flaky women.

No one passes up class like that.

Cause I felt like it.

Hm?

Oh- no, no, nonononono.

I broke it off with all of them.

The vast majority of them have been flings, during my travels.

I never sought a relationship. Contemplated the possibility, sometimes- but the reality of living in different countries is a good way to remind myself.

Oooooooohhhhhh.

I didn't know.

That's fine. I don't exactly go around bragging everywhere.

I was bored so i decided to name the relationships since i was 13.

Kelly
Erika
Sam
Kyle
Mike
Corinna
Amber the whore
Gia
Kyon and Taki
Candy girl
And Erika/Sara/Josh

@Freaky tell us about Erika/Sara/Josh? Or the majority of your relationships. I know you got some interesting stories to tell.

@ PumpJack: that is what makes you so classy.

HAHA, ZERO! ZERO EX's WERE COUNTED!

FUG U LIBE :DD

Kelly- Deceased
Erika- Doing time in Guantanamo
Sam- Joined the army
Kyle- Deceased
Mike- Now with some dude named Jacob
Corinna- Still in the fridge
Amber the whore- On the mantlepiece
Gia- Unknown
Kyon and Taki- Correctional facility for drugs./.15 kids and on the run from the CIA.
Candy girl- Now in Middle School. Moonlighting as a stripper.
Erika/Sara/Josh Aliens./.Narnia./.Is actually posing as your father under Witness Protection.

????

None of them went by the name Fisticuffs the Jamaican...This thread sucks now.

Really weird because my name is Josh and 2 people I study Japanese with are called Erika and Sara.

You might be pregnant with Freaky's baby.

I'm so happy

One.... that was funny.
Two... i'll do the short one.

Kelly= First girl to let me touch her special place. First hummer. I was 13.

Erika= First girl friend, owner of my cherry... dumped me because she found she like pussy more. Cause my accident and two weeks in a coma.

Sam= Date her for most of jr year and my first year in college.

Kyle= College but had to keep it on the dl since fags couldn't serve in the army... was my platoon leader.

Mike= He was a girl.. trap you could say.. went under the name Amy in Canberra. Was stationed there for 4 months before Afghanistan.

Corinna= pvt in the army. Nice chick. She needed dick. Im a whore like that. Still friends.

Amber the whore= fucking whore slut cunt who left me to die in on the sidewalk of the college. she was embrassed i was floping like a fish and pissed myself. I love her.. she use me. Lucky one of my lab friends saw me and called Angel to stab me with my epi pen and insulin. Wish she would die horribly.

Gia= Worked with her at best buy. We fucked on the table at geek squad nightly.

Kyon and Taki= I went her and her boyfriend at a manga cafe she worked at in kobe. More of a friend who wanted to fuck... and my wife love it.

Candy girl= I never got her real name. She just was one of those girls who hung around.

And Erika/Sara/Josh= you remember the girl who broke up with me because she liked pussy more.... well i married her later in life. Sara was her girlfriend and live in room mate and josh... well josh was...... fuck how to i explain this. He was my lover who also lived in the house. This was went i lived with her after i got back from combat.

This isn't a linear list from start to current.

This is.

if you can't count your exes on your hand it means you have relationship issues.

If my hand had no fingers,then i could.

OH MY.