if you were a super hero

if you were a super hero what would you're name, the name of you're lair and powers (you can have up to three) be?
1. i would be named Void Shot
2. the lair would be called The Armory
3. powers would be to pull any weapon out of thin air
The ability to stand in mid air
teleportation

How does one 'where' a super hero?
Btw, I rather become a super villain.

Curse my spelling....time to edit the topic and post -_- feel free to use super villain as well though

I would be called, FBI (Female Breast Inspector), my lair would be my current residence, and my powers would be the ability to tell a woman's weight by massaging her tits.

If I was a super hero, my name would be Stink-o-Matix and my superpower would be stinking like Limbourg Cheese.

Oh yeah, and my secret hideout is a dumpster.

1. NAME- THE RAPIST (YES MUST BE IN ALL CAPS)
2. LAIR- THE WINE CELLAR
3. POWERS - 1. The power to stop women from screaming 2. The power to stop women from moving 3. The power to not be arrested

name-Rovencrone
lair-Rovencrone
power-some power that does something called rovencrone

It's not rape if they're dead, so why not simply be the NECROPHILIAC, gugu

Hero~?! HAH! I already am a hero~!

1.yeah
2.whenever someone says my name, I appear in front of their view for 0.1 seconds
3.being omnipresent and useless around the world

Would having a set of badass RL Pokemon make one a superhero? I would be called Red, because Ash is a terrible name. It sounds gay, but don't tell me you haven't thought about it. Otherwise, I'd just go for some Mass Effect-inspired bionic powers (slam, warp, throw etc), just because I've been playing that non-stop for going on three days. I'd let the public at large name me, I think; any self-styled, relevant name would end up being arrogant. Lair again unnecessary, secret identity all the way.

Side note: seems like a typical random topic, but I'm reluctant to report anything in IB to go to random...might start a precedent. :P

name: Spitfire
Lair: Hopes pass
Powers: alter my molecular density, so if a guy were to punch me, I could either become extremly dense so his hand would break, or become so un-dense (if thats a word) that his hand would pass straight through me
BTW your icon is awesome

i've seen some good ones some ones that make me think and some ones that made me pee my pants laughing....keep them coming!

Name: Zeph
Lair: I dunno, I'd just use my house. XD Let's call it the "Super Home!"
Powers: The ability to be normal, the ability to fly and look cool without a cape, and the ability to... Memorize things (eromanga lol) with photographic memory!

Oscar is that you?

Name: Godot
Lair: "The 17th Cup" It's a giant mug.
Powers: Shoot lazers, give Boots to the Head, and shoot lazers

Name: Haru-chan
Lair: Wisho-washo-bunker
Powers: To be able to use all the cool powers from Ghost Hunt.

Name: Paladin
Lair: DA HALLS O JUSTICe
Powers: Light based powers, Energy projection if you will

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