I'm a superior cook to all of you. (pt. 2)

My friends have been getting a little pissed off at me lately because I'm wasting a lot of food. Now what happens is I put a microwavable pizza in the toaster and I just put it on max time.

I do this because I'm a superior cook to all of you and I don't cook food for x minutes but instead cook it till it's perfect and yes heating up microwavable food is cooking.

So lately this hasn't been working and the pizza ends up looking like a raisin. I made this thread because I'm in the process of making a pizza by these exact same means and I didn't want to forget.

Not when your a superior cook like myself.

I'm not a weeaboo.

"I'm a superior cook to all of you. (pt. 2)"
"My friends have been getting a little pissed off at me lately because I'm wasting a lot of food. Now what happens is I put a microwavable pizza in the toaster and I just put it on max time.

I do this because I'm a superior cook to all of you and I don't cook food for x minutes but instead cook it till it's perfect and yes heating up microwavable food is cooking.

So lately this hasn't been working and the pizza ends up looking like a raisin. I made this thread because I'm in the process of making a pizza by these exact same means and I didn't want to forget."

wow! i make an fried egg better than you fired egg