I'm drunk...

You must be a heavy weight who can drink like Andre the giant and not be super drunk.

I trained from 12 to 30 to be awesome. Then i stop drinking much. Still a 12 pack won't be buzz level.

Well let's see, I started drinking at 19 and I'm 25 so only 6 years really. My tolerance is pretty low and that's good since it's cheaper to get drunk. Last night sucked though because it took me 4 extra strength liquid gel ibuprofen pills, to get rid of my headache. I also think I had the shits last night as well from my pizza, I can just barely remember because I was pretty gone after 9 beers. Good thing I can recall being on the john and not in my bed
with shitty boxers like this bloke in the video below.