I'm hungry..

Ensure isn't filling for the sexual hunger i face. Libido on overdrive. I see red rivers of irony kool aid in my future.

Eat your MREs.

Ooh I'll take advan...good care of you =3
Now come sit down and drink this aphrodes-I mean tea. Yes. Drink this tea.
And wait right there while I freshen up!

Invite me to that party. I'll bring the knives.

Freaky is hungry, and he is coming... Freaky is hungry, and he is coming... He will live forever~

Uncle Freaky Hungers.

I had atleast 33 different versions of the army mre. The only decent one is meatloaf. I mostly ate the bread and tea mix. Toss the charms in the warzone. Charms are for whiskey tangos deatheaters. The powdered Sweet November Juliet is ok.

Terms for non military

MRE : meals ready to eat.
Charms: candy that bad luck.
Whiskey Tango: White trash

November Juliet: Coffee slang... nigger juice.

Haha, Freaks, he thinks he can "take care of you". So cute.

33 versions and only one decent flavor. Better hunt for your own food.

Buzzkill!

Sounds tasty

Haven't had MRE's in a while, though I did like the meatloaf and chicken ones.

I'm thinking of getting a few boxes of Calorie Mates in the near future, which may end up replacing most of my snacks.

Meals rejected by Ethiopians.

How does it sound now?

The beef stew and pasta ones are ok. I don't crave anything else though. Never eat the chili.... it eats you.

You can buy them online but some are missing. Short list :
Beef Stew
BBQ Chicken
Chicken with Rice
Vegetarian Chili
Pinto Beans
Beef Roast
Buffalo Chicken
Cheese Tortellini
Chicken Fajita
Chicken Feta Cheese
Chili with Beans
Chili Macaroni
Meatballs in Marinara
Penne Pasta
Sloppy Joe
Spaghetti with meat Sauce
Veggie Burger
Chicken with Tomatoes and Feta Cheese
Chicken and Noodles with Vegetables in Sauce
Pork Sausage with Cream Gravy
Penne Pasta with Vegetable Crumbles in a Spicy Tomato Sauce
Southwest Style Beef and Black Beans with Sauce
Chicken Pesto Pasta
Vegetable Patty in BBQ Sauce
Pork Sausage Patty
Beans and Franks
Here gov version http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meal,_Ready-to-Eat#section_3

You can use them for explosives and gasing people. Enough heaters you can start a fire ir melt metals.

Don't you have a fuckthing that you can use to expend that energy?

Also, I'm confused.. don't you have a penis problem...? Or something?

And.. irony.. kool aid... wat

Sex doesn't cut it. Im Renfield's syndroming out from the lack of food for four day. Man can't live on ensure and unleavened bread alone. My dick works... i just doesn't spray yogurt. Blood is irony like raw liver or Fresh black sausage.

Mcdonalds? Big mac?

I'm hungry too. and I really should do some laundry. meh.

Fasting. still have a week and three days to try to achieve. Another week if i can. Fuck easter.

Omg why are you fasting?