I'm in love with my counselor

So I'm not sure how many of you know, but I've been sent to a counselor by law of the state of Florida. They consider me to a threat and so sent me to a mental hospital. I've been here for two years almost now and have made friends with the monkeys, by monkeys I mean every single damned staff member here.

Most of my counselors and stuff were complete asshats that didn't even seem to give two shits about me. They just wanted their pay check like every other psychotherapist or whatever the hell their called. Now I'm not going to tell you what I did to get in this position, cause then this could be a page long, and quite frankly I am a tldr; writer. But pretty much, after had making everyone quit from complete anger and frustration of having to work with me, this new counselor was very scared and child like with dealing with me. I felt a little sympathy since she was very cute and small and decided to at least try and be a little easier.

At first I was deciding to just try and make her break as easily and painless as I could, but then I realized that she was actually doing her job, I had became more open with her, and I was actually telling her what they were trying to get me to tell in the first place. At first I felt sort of betrayed from what seemed to be a trickery, but at looking at her hazel brownish eyes, I realized she meant no harm. So I actually had started asking for her specifically, and have been spending as much time with her as I could. I feel I've truly developed feelings for her, and may be the only decent thing in my life now. She's the only thing that understands me. She knows I like to draw so one day I hopped to the cab about seven or eight and I yelled to the driver, yo homie smell you later, looked at my kindle I was finally there, sitting at the throne as the prince of be lair.

Ahhh, that's better.

Nice story, i expected a Bel A... Wait wat?

^This

A nice change of pace.

Expect a wall of text from me on the weekend. I have IMPROTENT MATTURS to talk about.

the fuck dude

haha, finnally some incoherent babble for the incoherent babbling Thread index.

tl;dr

But I did read the last sentence.

never again

cute, cute, bye!

I prefer you to not have an avatar lol. This one's kinda weird.

related

I noticed an extreme lack of getting laid in this thread.

I didn't tell you the end?
After I confessed my love for her she left the state.
All I did was attach barbwire around her house till she told me her answer.
I waited five hours and called her cellphone as if I was voting on American idol, but she never answered me once ;_;

Yeaaaaaaa, my dick is still limp. This thread sucks.

;_;
I could suck you harder.
I'm a free man now.

Deedsy, yo sick ass mo'fo, you gotta tap that before she goes off and starts bonin other guys kid...Boooyah!

This

I'm guessing she said no to your advances. Oh well you're still the Prince of Bel-Air.