In which two dudes experience labor

There is no guarantee that tearing -will- happen. It often, most often even, do but hardly on every single woman. Ofc there are women who suffer from some severe tearing (usually from the child having it's arm up by its ear, getting more and more usual, believe to be due to ultrasounds.) but that number is relatively small.

And yeah, what Jack said.

Guys, don't use her own statements against her.

It's not fair.

Guys, how about we all just let BYGONES BE BYGONES and just enjoy this IB thread?

When one's statements are as bent as a boomerang- they should only expect them to come reeling right back.



EDIT: Dunno what you're talkin' bout, Giz. I'm enjoying myself immensely.

BBQ... at least four ibs of short ribs and pig plus potato salad, beans, and other shit made with starch and fat. I couldn't shit for awhile.

But that is me enjoying myself.

Jesus...how are you alive?

Did I really just read a debate going on about vaginal tearing?

YEP.

VAGINAS ARE OF MASSIVE IMPORTANCE.

Dear lord.

I had vaginal tearing once. Well, I say vaginal, it was my arse hole. A banging shit went messy.



Dick-mittens are indeed of utmost importance, we must harness their energy

Ultimate renewable resource.

Biothermal energy.

Mini water turbines when they flow.

And small air turbines if they are windy.

Could probably get nano-generators to harness the kinetic energy from their contractions.

I use to require 4-5 thousand calories daily. That much of meat is slightly above normal to my diet. Now the carbs was one of those things i do rarely. Now that my life isn't more energy intensive i need 2500 to 3000 if i work out hard... i don't want to use weight.

Also i tear vags. Fuck John Homes.

Hentai has taught me that the best way for a woman to give birth is while having anal sex, if they do it that way, not only will it not hurt nearly as bad, but they will also orgasm multiple times.

As for the guys... not sure if anal would have changed anything.

- I checked my posts to make sure I never said 'never' or 'excruciating and unenjoyable forever'... I said it's never the same as pre-baby. After a -long- time of healing, it could be closer to normal, but exactly the same? Not really.

Pumpjack, I didn't say childbirth put men off their wives, ever. I said it changes how men see their wife. [Again - went back and checked] This is largely for the men who actually watch the process happening. And there is always a notable evolution in a relationship when a child is born. In all cases where the couple is truly committed, it's a good thing. I'm sure a lot of men find it quite arousing that their woman has now born their seed into a human being. It's still not the same as when your girlfriend is still your sexy, 'tight' girlfriend. Post-baby, she will never be as tight, ever again. Unless you pay big money.

I would like to read of an occurrence when a woman -didn't- tear during childbirth. How loose do you have to be for a watermelon to pop out and do no damage?! O_o; Yes, our bodies are built to handle the strain of childbirth, but not without any consequences.

I am not basing my 'opinion' on an experience, but the collective accounts of women in general. You also confused what I meant about a couple's sex life post-baby - Women typically feel hornier during pregnancy, but it is a fact that you have to refrain from sex for at least 6 weeks post-baby. A -lot- of women wait longer and some even ... let their sex life drop off for a significant period of time because the initial pain, followed by the shame at feeling 'ruined', completely kills your sex drive as a woman. We don't really talk about it, but 'loose' is a very, very harsh term to us.

A drop-off in a sex life post-baby is the third most common issues attributing to divorce, third to children, the first being money.

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I looked it up to be certain I am not talking out of my ass. I wish to amend the statement that sex is excruciating - it is, for the first six weeks. There is still going to be pain the first time after the healing process is over. I was also, actually correct in that most women wait longer to have sex again, after having a baby. It also turns out that some women feel sexual desire again before the 6 week healing period, however, due to hormonal changes and healing... it's still uncomfortable to painful. Hormonal changes cause dryness.

Here's the source, if you can stomach the link. Each paragraph addresses the facets of this past conversation.

Link

We SD now

I'll just have this moved, it is some valid convo goin down.

This thread does have a distinct lack of the word faggot.

That was entertaining. Had to explain to my mum, who was in the other room what the noise was, so she didn't think I was watching porn >.>

this relates to you.