Inducin those sexy dreams

First, go to your preferred local drug store and pick up an over-the-counter drug called Primatene. This drug contains ephedrine, which is a legal stimulant and a necessary part of the sexy dream equation. I'll tell you why in a little bit. Depending on what state or country you live in, you may be able to pull a pack of Primatene right off the shelf. If not, go to the pharmacy counter and ask for it. They'll most likely have a box back there that requires you to be 18 or over to buy.

Now, in the same drug store, go find a bottle of Delsym cough syrup. I prefer Delsym because it is time-released (which is vital!) and its grape flavor is pretty fantastic for a cough syrup. You may prefer some other form of cough syrup or lozenge, just make sure that it contains DXM (Dextromethorphan) and that it is time released. If you're not sure about either of these variables, just stick to good ol' Delsym.

Now that you've got the goodies, head home and work out or something, any kind of physical activity to wear you out. This isn't necessary, it's just good to be nice and tired when sexy dream preparation time comes. Now I'm going to assume you've been working out, so you should be nice and tired by now and ready for bed. Get in bed and get comfy. Watch some TV or something until you start to feel the sleep-time woozies hit you. This is that time right before you fall asleep where your thoughts become very vivid and strange, and you can feel sleep tugging at you.

When this occurs, get out of bed and swallow 25mg worth of ephedrine. This should be 2 Primatene tablets, as each standard tablet contains 12.5mg of ephedrine in it.

Wait about 5 minutes and drink ~10ml of Delsym syrup, or about 60mg of DXM if you purchased a different product. Remember, this is a time-release formula, so you won't have to worry about taking too much.

No, as soon as the Delsym's been ingested, hit the hay, and prepare for a whole night's worth of incredibly vivid dreams, many of them sexual in nature.

A few tips and reminders: The active ingredient of Primatene in ephedrine, which is a stimulant. This is why one should take it right before sleep, in case the stimulant hits them before they are asleep. However, this has never been a problem for me, and probably won't be for you either. Ephedrine increases your libido, and will make your dreams much more sexual in nature. DXM increases vividness and lucidity in dreams. When you combine the two, you will most certainly have vivid and slightly controllable dreams, which, when mixed with the increased libido, make for some awesome sexy-time dreams.

You may also build a tolerance to either of the drugs over time, with DXM tolerance occurring much more rapidly than the ephedrine tolerance (Like, over a period of 3 or 4 days). You can up the DXM dose a little to accommodate this, but try not to ingest over 100ml a day, as this can take a toll on your body, and can make you trip balls if you're not careful. Also, don't do this for more than 5 nights in a row. Try to do 3 nights on, 5 nights off, or some other kind of system to give your mind and body time to recharge.

The ephedrine isn't too bad tolerance-wise, as even if you build a tolerance to its stimulant effects, 25mg will still give you a significant libido increase. If you want, you can up the dose to 50mg for even more sexy-time, but it may keep you up, or give you a restless night of sleep. (Although, I've NEVER had difficulty sleeping on ephedrine. However, YMMV.)

Now that you have the recipe for a guaranteed sexy dream 4 nights out of 5, go out there and cream your bed like you've never creamed before.

many of them sexual in nature.

so what are the ones that are not sexual in nature?

LSD in my dreams? That's much more fun then having sex.

Pointless. Have sex instead.

Pointless. Have sex instead.

Agree.

Why have sexy dreams when you can have the real thing. And it's too much trouble for what it's worth. You'll be more likely to end up in a hospital bed following those steps.

Pointless. Have sex instead.

So I was browsing reddit

Why would I wanna take drugs to control my dreams? When your brain has a "dream" it's just done rebooting and activates a random screensaver.
Or at least that's how I like to imagine dreams work.