Is anoyone really unstakalbe or unrapable?

I am!!!

good ulck stalking/raping me you'll neba do it!@

also very drunk so like ...bar has interwebs omfg!!!!



omg so fucking horny

I've only had 4 beers but you are pissed you fucking drunk!!

As two figures merge languidly,
I notice blacker forms - just as alive.
If wonder turns to horror gradually,
One might be inclined to strip the gun.

Look inside the walls--
Quite the turbulent perpetual motion machine.
When the lights get dimmer,
The teeth tend to glow.
Your skin burns, peels--
Thickened but obsessed,
Pruned in acid.

The fires have run their course,
But forfeited a choice
To circumvent rebirth;
Your insides now must burst.

Now, within the glow of the haunting,
See your smoldering essence
Mixed with the false god's ether.
No use for a mirror.
The last flickers gesture to leave this room or die.

Something in the way that you burn.
Makes it feel good to learn.
Something in the way that you burn.
There's something, I just can't put my finger on it.

I no longer bow to death.
My requiem now awakens me for that supernova god machine.
Shit.
I am.
I am aware now.
My new, lucid addiction.

Oh look another I'm drunk and horny thread.
Also

if you really are what you claim to be
I wish I was you, at least I don't have to worry and I don't have to keep looking around and be jumpy.

bro i party like 3 days a month


the rest of my life is boring


rething that ok?


btw the cook burned my pizza so i get a free beer on the cheg


for word!!!

Didn't someone challenge /b/ to do that once?

If I remember rightly, they were successful to the point of finding out their exact house address and telephone number.

omg nooo i don wanna gtet stalked!!!!!

How much have you had?

how the ehll should i know? its payday o i wile out!

Not even a rough estimate?

man idk how many times i goottsa tell u?

i was drinkin at 8am at home then bar then mall then bar then lquor store then asian buffet then home them nar then home then bar again and here i am! fuck!

Didn't ask for your life story, just wanted to know how many you had, and depending on the response, I could laugh

Spoil sport.

I feel like I made a thread like this once