It is Prom Night....

The van was my home.. i didn't have a choice. I was homeless.

Haha you paid for her friends' tickets AND her dress? What are you, a doormat?

Nope, as I said earlier I was their "Bitch"

Hence my gentleman understanding theory. I hope you got some boob and the friends mouth on your pecker.

If you had a mattress, then that's legit as fuck.

Going to prom was a big waste of fucking time.
I had breakfast after with a couple of my friends. That shit was awesome.

Never got to Prom. It's all hype.

Meh, went with a group and my date was ultra shy. Pretty much lame, but getting hammered afterwards was nice.

I never had prom nights though we did have award nights which is kind of similar we have a party, awards are giving out, no dates though, and you don't have to pay. We had dances too like discos or kayleighs there were dates but it never really played a big role in it all and often social barriers were removed that were there in our normal school life. Only problem with award nights if you didn't go you wouldn't receive your reward or extra credit achievements. I pretty much never went but it depended if I was being avoidant of people at the time all in all a fun time except rewards night was awkward if you didn't receive any thing.

Pretty lame actually. I had a sweet tux though.

What kind of uptight, preventive measure taking, jabroni school has prom on Monday?