Jacob Is Gay For Maya From LM.C

<Sisami>: Also, did you feel homosexual for Maya, Jacob?
<Jacob>: I did a little
<Sisami>: I knew it.
<Sisami>: Maya is very prone to getting homosexual'd on.
<Jacob>: lol
<Sisami>: WHAT SONGS, MAN?
<Jacob>: I don't remember
<Jacob>: a lot
<Sisami>: They do Bois and Gurls?
<Sisami>: I bet the band had an amazing stage presence.
<Sisami>: And amazing body guards.
<Sisami>: And amazing "raperaperaperaperape" intent aimed at them.
<Jacob>: yeah they played that
<Sisami>: Did you totally talk to Maya after what I can only assume was the most horrifying gathering of shrieking girls since the age of Vikings?
<Jacob>: hahaha
<Jacob>: yeah there were a lot of shrieking girls
<Jacob>: but no I did not hang around for it
<Sisami>: PANSY
<Jacob>: I HAD SHIT TO DO SON
<Sisami>: AND BY SHIT TO DO YOU MEAN MASTURBATE TO MAYA?
<Sisami>: I BET YOU DO, BASTARD.
<Sisami>: *Did/do
<Jacob>: EVERY NIGHT
<Sisami>: Woahwoah, bro.
<Sisami>: Didn't know you were gayin' so hard.
<Sisami>: My opinion of Jacob has become distorted.
<Sisami>: I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT IT IS ANYMORE.
<Jacob>: lol