Jake is old as fuck.

Happy Birthday you old mother fucker. Or are you a daughter fucker? Well, you're a daughter fucker either way, because every woman is a Daughter. Happy Birthday you old Daughter Fucker! :D

Happy birthday Jacob (please don't ban me)

NEVER TOO OLD, HIS GLORY IS ETERNAL.

/fan

Another year, yep. Congrats.

Happy birthday... [size=5]I guess.[/h]

Happy birth day, Jacob!
I'm new here and it' my first post.

Your avi is glorious.

Marvelous to the max.

Thank you everyone! I hope I don't get banned..

Welcome to Fakku. Enjoy your stay, "Jacob".

Please tell us more about yourself while you read the rules.

Try to avoid IB since new users usually have a hard time there.

Happy belated birthday, Supreme Leader. You can stop pointing your rifle at me now, Waar.

Happy birthday Jake! Hope you like midget hookers as a present.

A little late, but look who else celebrated a birth on your day!