JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! X.X

i went outside for a smoke just now. and a storms rolling in. one heluva bad one. been thunderin pretty good. but as i light up and take my first drag lighting strikes THE FUCKING BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET. I STILL CANT FUCKING HEAR. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT WAS FUCKING LOUD!

Lucky.
Not a drop of rain all day.
:[

OMFG YOUR A SUPER HERO.
WHEN YOU SMOKE YOUR CIGS, SHIT BLOWS UP.
AWESOME.

Are....are they ok?

>_>;;

Some one needs some pentazemin

Probably God telling you not to smoke.

I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHIN' CLEVER on this thread.


I heard you develop powers when you get hit by lightning.

by makeing my fucking ears bleed? jesus fucking christ. they are honestley fucking bleeding now. and i still cant here. it was 7 mins ago >.> looks like im going to the ER

I'm sure you could bang a few nurses by telling them you almost got hit by lightning.


It happens in hentai, so there's a good chance it will happen in real life.

If the lightning doesn't kill him, lung cancer will.

I fucking wish. Run around like Electro or The Flash.
[Marvel or DC, whatever's your favorite.]

-still concerned that no one is worried about any people inside the building across the street- x_x;

This makes me lol. You can't be struck by lightning in your own home. You can be touching whatever grounds the electricity it is also impossible to get electrocuted in the shower unless you are touching the shower head nozzle and standing on the metal drain.