[Locked] Liek i need help~

Ok for starters i am PERFECTLY serious. I helping my mate with his radio course but we are stuck.

We have to design 2 radio adverts for FOUR SEASONS CONDOMS!!!!

THEY MUST ME BE "COMICAL", THEY MUST BE MEMORABLE, and no faggotry.

Must appeal to men and to a lesser extent women.

So as you can all see this is very difficult for me, all suggestions would be much appreciated :D

Also

NEW EPISODES OF SOA MADE ME CUM!!!!

Radio adverts for condoms, those are usually restricted to the more "risque" stations, imo.

Only one I ever remember (and perhaps due to its effectiveness) was one using jack-in-the-box music for Pop goes the Weasel, but every time you thought the song would end, it kept going; thus demonstrating how the condom kept you from finishing too fast or something. idk.

I never really listened to radio here, so I'll pass.

Nah its very common to have adds like that here in aus, but only after 10pm on most stations~

Radio.... when did Australia become a fourth world nation?

Do fourth world nations even HAVE radio?...... IS THERE EVEN SUCH A THING!!!

;P

There was radios in kabul when i was there. If you can't get it in Afghanistan.. then you're in Flintstones times.

Also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_World
I rarely made shit up.

You sir amuse me greatly~

> Nobody listens to radio in australia
> Useless job trying to justify money

"Four Seasons Condoms... Because every season is mating season."


I dunno. Sure.

Is this like the retarded condom on the umbrella commercial?

Apparently thats a kenyan commerical but I remember seeing it on my tv.

jack, why are you so witty all the time?

Four seasons condoms... Because cheating should be classy.
(Four seasons are a chain of hotels that are very nice for non super rich fucks)

Or

Four seasons condoms for married couples... Because like there four season in a year... that about the most your gonna fuck in a year... if your lucky.

What is "four seasons"? I must be retarded.

A fairly popular brand of condom in australia.

Do your own fucking homework.