Little Insodent To Ponder... About GUYS!

Left for Florida, for two weeks. Et, came home with the House Cleaned, yay! Was sew, happiness. Mean, the little inconsideration of the bag of trash by a trash can almost full didn't bother meh too much.. or the fact that the dishes hadn't been done since was left... even the clean dishes were still in the dish washer, buh aei! can see the floor we sleep on ish cleaned somewhat completely, although non vaccummed; I could tell..

THEN! opened the fridge... he bought nothing, et looked like he ate nothing.... beer box was still in the fridge, empty. The meat we were going to cook before I left had bloodied the bottom into red crystals... beautiful, buh dangerously questionable. The meat was far from eating purposes.. aswell the chinese left overs we had couple days before I left.....

Sew, otherthan, some tired moments of falling into the toilet because a tired boyish forgets her lives with a female... I think have noticed one fact that places blame when you tell a guy that would beh lovely to come home to a clean apartment... well, do I really have to explain?

Breasts solve all cases =_=

errrr...Breasts?

I adamantly refuse to vote for breasts.

Anyway, so your boyfriend..Fiancee?..cleaned the house?

At least it seems that hes cooled off. That's good.

That's why I refuse to move in with a beau (past or present). I'm a bit of a slob myself, I will admit, but I couldn't tolerate the degree of filth some of them can create. You'd think that the stink alone would bother them, if not the icky stuff stuck to the bottom of their feet or the slow depletion of necessary home supplies. But nope! All fine and dandy.


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does it really take that much of an effort to look if the seat is down before you look.

Well im not a girl so I don't know but it doesn't seem that hard.

It doesn't take much effort for the guy to put down the toliet seat either. A woman falling into the toilet in the middle of the night because the seat is up is by no means a rare thing.

Because very, very few homes have lights in the bathroom, correct?

Hell, I put the seat down out of habit, but can you really fall into a toilet?

How little attention do normal people pay after they awaken?

very very very little attention.

@ragakitty- yes you usually do need to explain it. i dont understand it myself but most guys usually do what you told them and nothing else. its not that we are trying to be lazy(well most of us arent) its just that the rest doesnt usually cross our minds. dont ask why.

also breasts

well it seems like he left you with alot of shopping to do... but hey, i would say be happy that he cleaned. id like to think we are all guilty of leaving household maintenance unattended for a while, men more then woman of course... but thats not the point. in all honesty it kinda fuckin' sucks, i respect woman more for the mere fact they bite the bullet and go through with it most of the time. please dont say thats sexist... you might help her once in a while, but shes the one who actually gives a shit and keeps things clean. im not stating it to demean woman, quite the opposite; without them this planet might not be livable anymore but rather one huge, smelly pile of garbage.

Umm... Sorry Raga, you're my second-favorite kitten and all, but can someone translate this for me? @_@

she came home and her hubbie had cleaned the house, but everything else was left askew. food from two weeks ago was still in the fridge an rotting and i think the bathroom was a huge mess, probably outta toilet paper. in short he cleaned nothing but the house, it was one of those sweep it under the carpet circumstances... untill she looked under the carpet.

What I want to know is how he survived on nothing but beer, since there were no new groceries in the fridge.

lol most beer is accompanied by small bags of chips and pizza. i dont think we were told what the contents of the trash can were either(i dont wanna know either!)

I clicked your breasts again.

As I've mentioned before I'm the cleaner of the two between me and my g/f so it's not like it's all guys who are slobs. If it really bothers you that much why don't you tell him he has to clean up sometimes or you'll stop making him dinner or whatever share of the household chores you do. As for the toilet thing....it's as much your fault for not checking. Though it does suck.

You could always revoke his sex privileges until he starts using more logic. I think, for any guy, that would be pretty good motivation. I'm not much of a cleaner myself, I'll do things here and there so the house doesn't look like a hurricane hit it, but if I see some food that could potentially go bad, I get rid of it. That's common sense. Especially with Chinese food, because I know from a really bad experience that it tends to go bad rather fast.

I pretty much have my own bathroom in the house, but most of the time I put the seat down, mostly when I have friends coming over, I won't specifically say girlfriends because I haven't had one of those in a while. It is just as easy to check if the seat is down as it is to put it down, I agree with whoever said that. If you don't want to expend the extra energy to put it all the way down, toilet seats are typically on hinges. All you need to do is move it a little bit and most of the time it'll go the rest of the way on its own.

I've fallen in the toilet before, its not fun, unless you're actually trying to fall in, then it can be pretty fun. Sometimes when you gotta go, time is of the essence. So, there might not be time to stop and check. Then there's always the possibility of toilet monsters. Not all of them are all that big, but the toilet seat helps to keep them where they belong.

All right i have been waiting for this ! (quote taken from Akihara from persona 3) well this is the time where you scold ur love hard make him sober and end it up in a hot night of love where the bonds between u 2 can sink deeper like those you see in anime yeah ! (this is a serious suggestion by a person who dun even know what love is)

considering it only takes what? 1/2 a sec to check if the seat is down or not you are obviously waiting WAYYYYYYYY too long before you go to the bathroom.

From your statement, it seems pretty safe to assume that you've never had a "crisis of the fecal nature."