Losing your Virginity

Prison.

I lost it to a traitor of my kingdom who promised if I have sex with him he would free my subjects and beloved sister Prim. He lied.

I was a proud soldier of my nation's great army. We were fighting a desperate battle to hold a vastly important choke point. The only way the much larger enemy force was going to get through our defense was if they could get behind us. Well, I had been insanely depressed at not being able to lose my virginity for quite a while. I was approached by an enemy messenger and told I would have my own harem for information on how to sneak around our defense. Now I live my life fucking sexy bitches every day all day while my countrymen die. I regret nothing

There is a search function.

Outdated info. Unless you speak of google...

golly Gee, I stand corrected.

I lost it to an older woman who tied me down and took advantage of me... i was pissed but i forgave her anyways, she's my mom afterall.

No prob man.

I was gangbanged because they thought I was an oracle of god.

Had sex with ex when we was Stayin at a hotel lol

I didn't lose mine persay, I "misplaced" it in this one chick I knew in high school as a rebound. I didn't get to finish, her Dad came home. Later that evening I walked back to get house and we ended up having mediocre sex on a table being completely silent. The experience was only memorable because when leaving her Dad woke up. A rifle was produced and I vanished. Didn't talk to her much after that.

I will become a wizard.

.......T.T

I see what you did there.

Mine lost when err.... nevermind

I lost it to a cock. It was great. Fuck biches, get dicks. That's my motto.

I won't tell you how, but I will say that only 3 animals were harmed in the act and it involved
- a car battery
- a serving spoon
- a ham sandwich (rendered inedible, halfway)
- a chain vice
- a Santa suit
- a pack of type B+ blood
- a box of paper clips
- a full scuba tank
- a black trash bag
- a straw hat
- a bag of dry rice
- a 50ft length of paracord
- a morning star
And last but not least a pair of crutches.

Il leave the rest to your imagination.

Way to go Captain Obvious~ I just posted it random..I never suspected it was a redundant thread. I'm new so didn't bother to SEARCH~ So what if its redundant? Like I care =,=

Why would you need all that stuff? XD were you on a Quest or something? hahaha