Manliness Test
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1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your view about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss the big game on TV.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds within the last month. You tell her that is:
A. No great concern of yours
B. Not a problem--she can join a gym
C. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
9.You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A. Hold it in with clenched buttocks
B. Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology
C. Let it rip and race around the room giving hi-fives
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
Answers
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your view about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss the big game on TV.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds within the last month. You tell her that is:
A. No great concern of yours
B. Not a problem--she can join a gym
C. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
9.You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A. Hold it in with clenched buttocks
B. Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology
C. Let it rip and race around the room giving hi-fives
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
Answers
Spoiler:
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Foreground Eclipse wrote...
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking ***
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your view about what you expect from a sexual relationship ***
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously ***
C. You don't miss the big game on TV.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play ***
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience. ***
C. $100 extra.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds within the last month. You tell her that is:
A. No great concern of yours
B. Not a problem--she can join a gym ***
C. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
D. Left in the dark where the ladies put them at.
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride ***
9.You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A. Hold it in with clenched buttocks
B. Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology
C. Let it rip and race around the room giving hi-fives ***
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy ***
B. Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
Answers
A. Lovemaking ***
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your view about what you expect from a sexual relationship ***
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously ***
C. You don't miss the big game on TV.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play ***
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience. ***
C. $100 extra.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds within the last month. You tell her that is:
A. No great concern of yours
B. Not a problem--she can join a gym ***
C. A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
D. Left in the dark where the ladies put them at.
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride ***
9.You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A. Hold it in with clenched buttocks
B. Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology
C. Let it rip and race around the room giving hi-fives ***
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy ***
B. Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
Answers
Spoiler:
I don't get how the results of this quiz tells me who I am based on my answers.
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Bakemonogatari - Iromono go
Episode 1: Senjougahara
Episode 2: Hanekawa
Episode 1: Senjougahara
Episode 2: Hanekawa
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
Lollikittie wrote...
I failed.Also,
Why am I giggling?
Fuck i hope and because op is a hugh anal licking monkey faggot of the greatest part of this century behind Yoshii and me.
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*phew* and here I was thinking he was becoming one of teh c00l kidz
Freaky, remind me again why aren't you skyping?
Freaky, remind me again why aren't you skyping?
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animefreak_usa
Child of Samael
The last 8 times i log in.. nothing worked. My isp now is fucking weird. Chrome aids doesn't even work on fakku here.
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animefreak_usa wrote...
Lollikittie wrote...
I failed.Also,
Why am I giggling?
Fuck i hope and because op is a hugh anal licking monkey faggot of the greatest part of this century behind Yoshii and me.
That coming from you freak, that may be a compliment.
Haha. You guys have also got to be kidding me if you take this test seriously. In my book that I got this from I got B.