Manliness Test
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Oh, why not.
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
I have actually never heard any girl call it "Lovemaking" or any variant of the sort.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your view about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
All are applicable.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss the big game on TV.
Second is actually kinda tough to get right. First is easier.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
Cuddling doesn't last very long before we're all over each other again.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds within the last month. You tell her that is:
A. No great concern of yours
B. Not a problem--she can join a gym
C. A conservative estimate
Was she a stick or a beachball to begin with?
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
Every guy should care for his girl- but too many let themselves get castrated and become errand boys.
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
Depends how long it goes one and whether you're planning to make it a quickie or a marathon.
9.You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A. Hold it in with clenched buttocks
B. Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology
C. Let it rip and race around the room giving hi-fives
I do give a warning beforehand. I execute my biological warfare with some modicum of honour.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
I have actually never heard any girl call it "Lovemaking" or any variant of the sort.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your view about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
All are applicable.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss the big game on TV.
Second is actually kinda tough to get right. First is easier.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend ever needs to find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
Cuddling doesn't last very long before we're all over each other again.
6.Your girlfriend says she's gained 5 pounds within the last month. You tell her that is:
A. No great concern of yours
B. Not a problem--she can join a gym
C. A conservative estimate
Was she a stick or a beachball to begin with?
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron
Every guy should care for his girl- but too many let themselves get castrated and become errand boys.
8.Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entrée
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride
Depends how long it goes one and whether you're planning to make it a quickie or a marathon.
9.You feel a gas attack coming on. Do you:
A. Hold it in with clenched buttocks
B. Reluctantly let it go, and mutter an apology
C. Let it rip and race around the room giving hi-fives
I do give a warning beforehand. I execute my biological warfare with some modicum of honour.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. Probably is too uptight and a waste of your time
C. Probably shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
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no 2 question is a dead giveaway for question no 1...bad start
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Also,
Why am I giggling?
this ^^^
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Lollikittie wrote...
I failed.Also,
Why am I giggling?
this ^^^
