Masturbation

Masturbation, aside being healthy, can actually prevent negative effects on society.

Example, most men here can attest to the fact that when extremely "pent-up", (Read: horny) they may be willing to do outrageous things in the pursuit of pleasure. Some will cheat on wives, girlfriends, fiances, or the like in a heartbeat, and most will regret it once orgasmic pleasure washes away the cloud of lust from their judgment. In similar fashion, an otherwise normal male with a slight predilection towards lolicon could find himself contemplating the pursuit of sexual nature with an underage individual. (Granted, that is an extreme case and in no way fated to all lolicon)

So, masturbation is a way of clearing your mind from the cloud of lust, which can impair your judgment just as badly as drugs or alcohol if the feeling is strong enough.

Just my two cents, though.

well even though I have christian beliefs I still think of masterbation as a low risk sin and for this reason, If its so bad why didn't god add it to the ten commandments that would give men more of an incentive not to stroke there meat wrenches (and girls not to tickle there wet clamholes) so I think its okay

[color=blue]Bravo, good sir! Bravo![/color]

if you say no try this:

I'm assuming the people voting yes are being sarcastic? This is FAKKU for flops sake.

Also yeah down with circumcision

No, how else would I get strong?

Give me one reason I shouldn't do it. And I can give you a hell lot of reasons to do it!

Negative reason: Your not ninja enough to fap yet

[quote="Whopy"]Are you guys crazy?! You get blind by masturbating!

Really! Now I know why I have coke bottle thick lenses for my eyeglasses.

Thanks for the explanation.

i approve this message

i dont think it's wrong or anything

[color=darkblue][font=Verdana]This is the only time when I think masturbation is wrong:

hot girl next door: "hey, chris, do you wanna come over to um, play some video games? my parents aren't home."
chris: "i can't tonight. i'm on fakku forums typing out my thoughts on why i think masturbation is okay."[/font][/color]

Going to the hot girl's house isn't always the best idea....



Sometimes, typing out your thoughts on fakku is better

[color=darkblue][font=Verdana]touche.[/font][/color]

If you're beatin your mean you'll be Satan's new treat.

wait who?

You know that thing with the horn





I would still go to the crazy hot chicks house though (and take my laptop with me of course)

Come on everybody sing it with me!! MASTERBATE!!!, MASTERBATE!!! GRAB YOUR DICK! EJACULATE!!! STROKE IT FAST MAKE IT BLAST MAKE IT RUN ALL DOWN YOUR SHAFT, WIPE IT UP IN A CUP TELL A GIRL ITS WHITE SYRUP!!