Masturbation

MASTERBATE!!! GRAB YOUR DICK! EJACULATE!!! STROKE IT FAST MAKE IT BLAST MAKE IT RUN ALL DOWN YOUR SHAFT, WIPE IT UP IN A CUP TELL A GIRL ITS WHITE SYRUP!!

*Girlfriend walks in
"You told me it was special syrup from Canda! You bastard!"

I don't think there's something wrong about it.

Not sure if my religion prohibits it.

The inspiration for my little song came from Helloween's Halloween one day I made up the lyrics Masterbate, Masterbate grab your dick ejaculate from this song if you listen from 00:36 to 00:39 you'll see where my funny spin on the song fits in. the original lyrics go "Masquerade, masquerade,
Grab your mask and don't be late" as for the other lyrics I made those up on the spot pretty creative eh?

none of us think it's wrong.

Apparently 10% of voters do...

You cant speak for everyone.

Im fine with it!

nothing wrong. why dont u guys check wikipedia!

Masturbation causes baldness... Blindness.
Well atleast according to a fact i saw XD

Of course its wrong... Which makes it so deliciously right!! :P (Heh Heh Heh)

I rape myself at night. At first I don't want it, but I know it'd feel good.

*walks into police station*
Nash:um...I was just raped
Police: OMFG BY WHO! WHO RAPED YOU! TELL US!
Nash:*starts to cry and tremble uncontrolably*.....I did sir I did
Police:....you raped yourself.
Nash:*nods*
Police:*sigh* I dont get paid enough for this shit.

If you wanted a debate, you're asking this in the wrong place.