Mfw cops
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
>Sitting in car, waiting for a amte
>Cop comes up to my car, and informs me that my car is damaged, and he suspects i might have been doing skids
You'd think that, wouldn't ya, cunt.
>Tell him I'm just waiting for a mate
>Asks me what my mates name is
>Tell him it's james
>Copper doesn't believe me
>Asks me his last name
I aint giving that piece of shit James' last name
>Gets pissy
>Tells me I've been doing skids
>Implies I've also been doing skids in james' ass
>I imply that I'll punch him in the prostate
>Tells me to get out of my car
>I tells him no
>He gets all pissy like
>Asks me if I've been drinking tonight
>Tell him no
It's fuckin' straya, course I have
>He doesn't believe me
>Tells me to get out of the car again, or I get breatho'd
>I get out of the car
>Cunt pushes me over to his vehiclular device
>I ask him to define definitive
>He demands my name
>I tell him it's James
>He doesn't believe me
What? I can't be called James, and have a friend called james, of whom I'm waiting for?
>He threatens to take me back to the station if I don't tell him my name
>I tell him to stop shoving me
>I stop
>I look around
>I see the cop is now 79feet tall and a stegosaurus
>Stop
>Drop
>Do the dinosaur
>Mfw this situation
>Cop comes up to my car, and informs me that my car is damaged, and he suspects i might have been doing skids
You'd think that, wouldn't ya, cunt.
>Tell him I'm just waiting for a mate
>Asks me what my mates name is
>Tell him it's james
>Copper doesn't believe me
>Asks me his last name
I aint giving that piece of shit James' last name
>Gets pissy
>Tells me I've been doing skids
>Implies I've also been doing skids in james' ass
>I imply that I'll punch him in the prostate
>Tells me to get out of my car
>I tells him no
>He gets all pissy like
>Asks me if I've been drinking tonight
>Tell him no
It's fuckin' straya, course I have
>He doesn't believe me
>Tells me to get out of the car again, or I get breatho'd
>I get out of the car
>Cunt pushes me over to his vehiclular device
>I ask him to define definitive
>He demands my name
>I tell him it's James
>He doesn't believe me
What? I can't be called James, and have a friend called james, of whom I'm waiting for?
>He threatens to take me back to the station if I don't tell him my name
>I tell him to stop shoving me
>I stop
>I look around
>I see the cop is now 79feet tall and a stegosaurus
>Stop
>Drop
>Do the dinosaur
>Mfw this situation
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yurixhentai
desu
animefreak_usa wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
[size=29]<[/h]YOU
Spoiler:
Also is that a trap?
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
yurixhentai wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
[size=29]<[/h]YOU
Spoiler:
Also is that a trap?
IT'S SO GODDAMN CUTE.
The girl you keep avi'ing/ posting, I mean...
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yurixhentai
desu
Drifter995 wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
animefreak_usa wrote...
yurixhentai wrote...
[size=29]<[/h]YOU
Spoiler:
Also is that a trap?
IT'SSHE'S SO GODDAMN CUTE.
The girl you keep avi'ing/ posting, I mean...
Fixed. And you know it.
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
cruz737 wrote...
It's "get on the floor".0/10
Sad...
Maybe I should make it 'slip. slop. slap'
Inb4 nobody gets the reference
Also, loli; youtoob 'just waiting for a mate' and watch that... You'll be sad.
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Just replaced the headlights in my truck, I had to grind a few parts down so they would fit, wasnt very fun.
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Sneakyone wrote...
Just replaced the headlights in my truck, I had to grind a few parts down so they would fit, wasnt very fun.>guns
>trucks
>anime pillows
Could you get anymore American?
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Badguy wrote...
Sneakyone wrote...
Just replaced the headlights in my truck, I had to grind a few parts down so they would fit, wasnt very fun.>guns
>trucks
>anime pillows
Could you get anymore American?
I dont clap inside movie theaters when the movie is over
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Drifter995
Neko//Night
Damoz wrote...
STRAYA CUNTZ!!!!!!Sorry couldn't help it~
Good man. You've made me proud
