Misunderstandings, HILARIOUS

So I was playing BF:BC2 yesterday and I can't say I've turned on my XBOX in months.

So I'm playing and I'm talking, life goes on.

Now eventually a friend of mine comes inside for a second and he opens the door and I say to the group I'm playing with, "I killed somebody."

Now I said this in a very monotone, depressed voice because I had respawned on a guy only to be shot down by five or so and I was tellin' him, guys I was playing with, I at least killed SOMEBODY out of the horde I was spawned on.

Now for those of you who don't know, which is most of you, I'm a fucking bear. I'm very hairy and nearly seven foot. I'm lanky as fuck so I wear jackets so it seems like I'm fucking "hardcore tough."

I've been described as sketchy from those who don't know me all that well. The works. I look like the kinda guy who would murder someone.

Now my friend apparently hears this but he doesn't hear the game. I had taken some Ritalin so I could study a bit and it hadn't worn off when I went to play BF:BC2. Every sound freaked the shit out of me so I ended up turning it off.

He doesn't see me playing and I can't say anyone has ever seen me on the XBOX I just don't use it that much so of course he doesn't think I'm playing some video game.

So I say this and he goes "Wha-what?" Voiced kinda cracked. I think he said something like "I don't think I heard you right." Well I didn't bother to reply to this because I was listening to the group I was playing with. He left I don't know when but he left without confronting me about the matter.

This all was at around 11pm.

Regardless, the misunderstanding that spawned from this the next day was hilariously awful.

That would be one funny situation the next day, I'd wanna see that.

B-b-b-b-b-BLUE BALLS!

-goes into fetal position-

make it go away, make it go away, make it go away......


I case anyone doesn't actually know what blue balls is, its when the blood flow to the testicals is cut off for so long, they turn blue, swell up, and rot. TMI, I know